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      12-17-2015, 12:03 AM   #2311
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...no good deed goes unpunished...
Ugh. Meh. The other papers made a bigger mess of the press release. I'm happy to translate/ correct what google translate fucks up for you. It's just easier for wvf to sell this publicity by using the contact person.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-17-2015, 12:14 AM   #2312
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It's all a big ploy by Lups to be disowned by Finland and have to stay in Murica
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      12-17-2015, 12:16 AM   #2313
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It's all a big ploy by Lups to be disowned by Finland and have to stay in Murica
Lol no. I'm out of here even earlier than I thought I had to go.

My mom has called me 16 times and all. Not looking forward to Finland.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-17-2015, 12:20 AM   #2314
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Hey, who just donated?
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      12-17-2015, 12:21 AM   #2315
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Hey, who just donated?
Can I take credit?
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      12-17-2015, 12:21 AM   #2316
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Hey, who just donated?
Can I take credit?
No, goat boy!
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      12-17-2015, 12:23 AM   #2317
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Better late than never
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      12-17-2015, 12:26 AM   #2318
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Ok, unbanned.
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      12-17-2015, 01:17 AM   #2319
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Ok, unbanned.
Reban.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-17-2015, 01:34 AM   #2320
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Tonka's been awful quiet... Must still be deleting his posts??
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      12-17-2015, 01:49 AM   #2321
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Tonka's been awful quiet... Must still be deleting his posts??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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      12-17-2015, 06:07 AM   #2322
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Ok, unbanned.
Reban.
Exactly.

I already established I don't donate a dime to benefit humans.

bimmette stop having faith in me
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      12-17-2015, 07:05 AM   #2323
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My new thing is to go around appreciating people..., then when they get a notification saying they got rep and get all giddy....,


I go back and strip that shit away. Call me the Repburglar. No relation the the Hamburgler.
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      12-17-2015, 07:56 AM   #2324
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I go back and strip that shit away. Call me the Repburglar. No relation the the Hamburgler.
Axius, what a festive avatar you have!

Is it sad that I call hamburgers hamburglars?
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      12-17-2015, 08:09 AM   #2325
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Axius, what a festive avatar you have!

Is it sad that I call hamburgers hamburglars?
Tis the season!


No, it's not sad. In fact, it made me chuckle, and I'm going to use it now also.
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      12-17-2015, 08:35 AM   #2326
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My secret Santa got me a comfy BMW long sleeve shirt.
we have the same color bed sheets
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      12-17-2015, 08:41 AM   #2327
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Bimmette you should contact CNN and see if they can run this story.
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      12-17-2015, 10:01 AM   #2328
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Ok, unbanned.
Reban.
Exactly.

I already established I don't donate a dime to benefit humans.

bimmette stop having faith in me
Argh, you're an ass.
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      12-17-2015, 10:02 AM   #2329
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Bimmette you should contact CNN and see if they can run this story.
If this thread didn't refer to goat porn, I could've.
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      12-17-2015, 10:04 AM   #2330
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If this thread didn't refer to goat porn, I could've.
Early on, SEVERAL of us warned about the thread getting linked, but you just couldn't resist bringing in the goat pron, could you?
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      12-17-2015, 10:06 AM   #2331
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Tonka's been awful quiet... Must still be deleting his posts??
Sorry, been refreshing my new Gmail account every 2 minutes... nothing yet.
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      12-17-2015, 10:08 AM   #2332
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If this thread didn't refer to goat porn, I could've.
Early on, SEVERAL of us warned about the thread getting linked, but you just couldn't resist bringing in the goat pron, could you?
I guess not
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