[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

For now he’s in the no fly zone.

In Saras for sure

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.

What have I forgotten?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sara

What have I forgotten?

I guess a translation is needed.

If he's perfect, why is he single?

I'm sure you already have an idea why, but suspect there is more information laying in wait. I'll just watch from afar.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

I guess a translation is needed.

If he's perfect, why is he single?

I'm sure you already have an idea why, but suspect there is more information laying in wait. I'll just watch from afar.

I would assume because he just got here

I didn't ask him. Though, now that I'm thinking about it, he asked me a series of personal questions about if I've ever lived with any guy before, been married or engaged, etc., I never asked him a single previous relationship question.

My mom says in a month I'll get bored of him. At least I'm not on my 4th marriage.

[Tambohamilton]

Prove us all wrong, Sara

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Prove us all wrong, Sara

I make no guarantees

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

If he's perfect, why is he single?

He was just waiting for the perfect woman to come along!

[F30lolz]

Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

If true, his situation belongs in the friend zone hall of fame. I'll pour out a drink for the poor soul.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Tesla fast? Don't make me laugh.

Umm yeah! The P90D with Ludicrous + does 0-60 in 2.3 and The Plaid model can do that in 1.99. I’ll race you for pinks in either one!

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Umm yeah! The P90D with Ludicrous + does 0-60 in 2.3 and The Plaid model can do that in 1.99. I’ll race you for pinks in either one!

I'll get you when you're re-charging, what goes up must come down

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

If true, his situation belongs in the friend zone hall of fame. I'll pour out a drink for the poor soul.

I’ll report back when I have an answer out of him. My guess is that he’ll make a move, she say no and he’ll move on. If it were me, a move would have been made eons ago to cut the BS. Life is too fast to deal with wondering if you’ll be in the friend zone or not.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

Yes, however the moment he makes a move and changes the vibe, if she isn't interested, he'll no longer get the yoga, shower, cooked meal invite.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I'll get you when you're re-charging, what goes up must come down

I charge them late at night when it’s cheap. It costs less than $5 to get a full charge.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, however the moment he makes a move and changes the vibe, if she isn't interested, he'll no longer get the yoga, shower, cooked meal invite.

No sexy by the third date and I’m outa there!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

No sexy by the third date and I’m outa there!

Hanging out with a friend doesn't make it a date.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

If he is truly doing it for the yoga, the food and the company; no problems here. If he is only doing the yoga and the visiting in hopes of getting some booty; he just needs to walk away. Any indication that he wants sex now, will be met with ego-shattering consequences.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I charge them late at night when it’s cheap. It costs less than $5 to get a full charge.

You have a few cars maybe,had a hand on a Rolls steering wheel and a E92 there. Have you got the Tesla for a test drive or just bought one, if so maybe show a pic of it.

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what’s the story and he says it’s been the same routine, that she’s single but she has shown no signs that she’s into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I’ve told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

SWM here, he needs to get out of that situation ASAP. He is wasting his time.

[UncleWede]

Yoga is good for you

[shoei]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Ok single people, have a question for you. So my cousin has been hanging around this chick for the past few months. Here is how it goes down:

They meet at the beach every weekend early morning, do Yoga. They hang out, he gets to shower at her place on the beach and she cooks for him. After, he goes home.

He told me this back in June when they first met. Asked him yesterday what's the story and he says it's been the same routine, that she's single but she has shown no signs that she's into him like that (friend zone).

Ladies, would you hang out with a guy every weekend, let him shower at your place, cook for him and not give him booty? I've told him this weekend, make a move but do it after the shower and dinner lol.

I am pretty sure a single or non single person can answer this with the same knowledge as the non single people used to be single at one point lol.

But needs to be more detail. Somethings missing. That and if your cousin wants more? Well, either she doesn't or that ship sailed. From fucking June?!! We're almost in September. There's taking things slow and then there's reverse engineering virginity. They're in the latter category obviously. Even if she were waiting on him to make the first move, this cousin of yours probably took too long he's now the "gay best friend". Hey, at least he gets free yoga and a hot meal. Plus a bath. Maybe she thinks he's homeless?

[F30lolz]

He’s told me that he hasn’t seen/felt that ‘vibe’ from her but again, I’ve never had a chick cook for me and showered at her place w/o a bang. I’ve been out of the game for about 17 years now but this reminds me of my ‘final’ single days of 2003-2004, met this woman who was single, though her ex had to move away for work or whatever and that he was ‘kinda’ in the picture IIRC. TBH and not going to act like a choir boy, I wanted ass from her and that was it. I had no intentions on getting serious with her.

Met at a bar, she was with a friend who had a e38. E38 chick wasn’t attractive but I wanted to sit in it haha. E38 chick left and was invited to hang out with this girl IIRC her name was Andrea. I showered at her place, she made food and we had sex and I slept over for the whole weekend. Met her every now and then and remember, I didn’t want it to be serious as it was free food, shower at her place and sex. I had to pull away when she wanted it to be serious. Felt bad as she was nice but at that time I wasn’t ready. No way would I have been wasting my time with her for more than a 2nd-3rd time w/o booty.

Thus the reason I’m pushing for my cousin to wake up.