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      05-03-2016, 03:13 PM   #27127
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I remember that one on page 3,810. Just behind the option to paint your door release handle a different color for $350. lol
This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.
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      05-03-2016, 03:17 PM   #27128
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This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.
They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."
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      05-03-2016, 03:23 PM   #27129
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They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."
Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't
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      05-03-2016, 03:25 PM   #27130
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Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't
Dr. D? Thought that was your p0rn name.
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      05-03-2016, 03:27 PM   #27131
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Dr. D? Thought that was your p0rn name.
Not even close. Since I retired, I never speak it aloud.
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I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.
I assume in the 1970s-1980s you could have any combination of colors as long as BROWN is somewhere?

Why are so many Porsches BROWN? And they brought it back for the current 911!
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      05-03-2016, 10:12 PM   #27135
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Guess who's the newest member of Hulu's IT crew? 3 month temp-to-hire... Hope the "hire" portion comes true
Employee access code for premium???
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Congrats! Be a good boy the next 3 months!
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Guess who's the newest member of Hulu's IT crew? 3 month temp-to-hire... Hope the "hire" portion comes true
Hey so I'm gonna meet you at the Bimmerfest premeet!
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      05-04-2016, 01:30 AM   #27138
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Employee access code for premium???
We'll see what kind of strings I can pull when I start on Monday... If it's not shareable I'll host a movie night... I got a projector and 5.1 surround sound. Either way, it's much better than borrowing a FOAF's account.

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Congrats! Be a good boy the next 3 months!
Thanks... My dream is to work for bigger companies with American cultural influence, where their work culture is more relaxed rather than some uppity Asian boss who thinks that a 5 minute grace period for a 1/2 hour lunch is being generous, so it looks like this dream came true.

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I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.



Also, where is MKSixer?



The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.
Hey! Been looking at a factory and meeting bankers as well as A and E firms.

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C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

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No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol
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It's unreal... would you like the front three inches of your left fender painted? Would you like them painted in the same color as the car? Would you like them in a different color? What about the next three inches?
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      05-04-2016, 04:55 AM   #27142
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Guess who's the newest member of Hulu's IT crew? 3 month temp-to-hire... Hope the "hire" portion comes true
Congrats man. I actually read that as Hooli in my own head. New beginnings are exciting. Remember to be the guy you want to be, not the one everyone expected you to be. This is new and you define you. Path to happiness and success, bro.
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Remember to be the guy you want the, not the one everyone expected you to be. This is new and you define you. Path to happiness and success, bro.
Someone eats too much Chinese food!
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Someone eats too much Chinese food!
Nah man... real shit. Feeling like philosophicalizing today...

He has posted that he's been through some rough times. He gets to be the guy he wants to be. It is hard to let go of some of the things that have defined you - even the negative things - but sometimes you get that chance. He has that chance.

OK, now, where's the part of the forum where I get to talk about driving recklessly and banging hos?
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Nah man... real shit. Feeling like philosophicalizing today...

He has posted that he's been through some rough times. He gets to be the guy he wants to be. It is hard to let go of some of the things that have defined you - even the negative things - but sometimes you get that chance. He has that chance.

OK, now, where's the part of the forum where I get to talk about driving recklessly and banging hos?
Chinese food for breakfast, even?!
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Chinese food for breakfast, even?!
Scrambled Egg Rolls?
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Scrambled Egg Rolls?
Dude! That sounds amazing.



I bet that's a thing, somewhere!



Hell, in the hood they make steak and cheese egg rolls. Smh. I suppose if you make it, the [right] people will come.
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