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      05-04-2016, 07:06 AM   #27149
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how do you guys feel about breakfast hibachi? could it be a thing?
Could definitely be a thing. Preparation methods/proteins are similar.
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Could definitely be a thing. Preparation methods/proteins are similar.
Agree... like an omelette bar, but with some panache. Throw in some corned beef hash and basically make it a "skillet on demand" with hibachi stylin'. I am in.

Mongolian Breakfast-B-Q.

Breakfastihana.
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      05-04-2016, 07:29 AM   #27151
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Agree... like an omelette bar, but with some panache. Throw in some corned beef hash and basically make it a "skillet on demand" with hibachi stylin'. I am in.

Mongolian Breakfast-B-Q.

Breakfastihana.
Dammit, now I want that.


I feel like we are also savvy enough to start up such an operation....with the funds pilfered from our Vegas heist.
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      05-04-2016, 09:57 AM   #27152
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OK, now, where's the part of the forum where I get to talk about driving recklessly and banging hos?
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The PERFECT reply. Nicely played, good sir.
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The PERFECT reply. Nicely played, good sir.
What did you expect? He SHOULD be sharp as a tack. I mean, of all the OT members, his brain does have access to more blood since his penis requires but just 2.5 CCs to become fully operable.

Well, for that matter, we all should be pretty sharp.
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What did you expect? He SHOULD be sharp as a tack. I mean, of all the OT members, his brain does have access to more blood since his penis requires but just 2.5 CCs to become fully operable.

Well, for that matter, we all should be pretty sharp.
I love that this line of joking will live forever. NIIIIICEEE.
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What did you expect? He SHOULD be sharp as a tack. I mean, of all the OT members, his brain does have access to more blood since his penis requires but just 2.5 CCs to become fully operable.

Well, for that matter, we all should be pretty sharp.
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I love that this line of joking will live forever. NIIIIICEEE.
What have I started?? Does this mean I have to pay for his therapy?
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What have I started?? Does this mean I have to pay for his therapy?
Wait, does that "therapy" really work? (Asking for friend)
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      05-04-2016, 12:12 PM   #27159
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Agree... like an omelette bar, but with some panache. Throw in some corned beef hash and basically make it a "skillet on demand" with hibachi stylin'. I am in.

Mongolian Breakfast-B-Q.

Breakfastihana.
Good idea, but I'd have to eat it early so I can shower afterwards. Otherwise you smell like Korean (or any other, but I find Korean to be the most lingering) BBQ for the rest of the day.
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      05-04-2016, 12:14 PM   #27160
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Good idea, but I'd have to eat it early so I can shower afterwards. Otherwise you smell like Korean (or any other, but I find Korean to be the most lingering) BBQ for the rest of the day.
I initially thought you meant you'd need to shower due to the massive mud butt you got post-meal. Oops.


I totally know what you mean. EVERYTHING smells like Korean BBQ, but you don't really notice it until you're home/next day.
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      05-04-2016, 12:24 PM   #27161
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Wait, does that "therapy" really work? (Asking for friend)
I've heard it's fantastically effective! They say it hurts the first few times they stick the probe up your ass, but if you can ignore the screams from the other patients and just relax, it's supposedly not too bad.
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I've heard it's fantastically effective! They say it hurts the first few times they stick the probe up your ass, but if you can ignore the screams from the other patients and just relax, it's supposedly not too bad.
oh man...
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      05-04-2016, 12:33 PM   #27164
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After reading the last 2 pages, I just had to explain another series of BP LOL outburst.
Blame it on the rectal probe. Always a sound strategy!
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Blame it on the rectal probe. Always a sound strategy!
Oh no.

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