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      11-24-2015, 03:29 PM   #16809
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I don't do well with "rules" and "being told to do "things"".
I'm getting a Matt Foley vibe from this comment.

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      11-24-2015, 06:15 PM   #16810
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      11-24-2015, 06:48 PM   #16811
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      11-24-2015, 07:32 PM   #16812
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      11-24-2015, 10:01 PM   #16813
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      11-25-2015, 11:10 AM   #16814
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If you cruise down to OC, I have a couple you can have for my cost. (and beer)
Next time you fly over, drop a little parachute over the chickens (since no more turkeys) and I'll radio the hostess to drop an extra Scotch on your tray.
Will do. Leaving in 20. Standby.
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      11-25-2015, 11:17 AM   #16815
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Just found out that my friend's wife bought him a machinegun for Christmas. Even filed all his NFA paper work as well....

Contemplating how well it would go over to let my wife know that she's officially lost "best wife" status.
Does she have a sister and is she cute?
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      11-25-2015, 11:19 AM   #16816
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

It's been a tree kinda day.
Be the dog.
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      11-25-2015, 11:25 AM   #16817
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Does she have a sister and is she cute?
I think you meant to ask if she has a brother. Which she does. But he's not cute and not in to weaponry.

CZ Scorpion 9mm Evo 3 or something like that. May be a clone. We're planning on making a "conical" visit to the holding FFL's range this Friday.
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      11-25-2015, 11:33 AM   #16818
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Does she have a sister and is she cute?
I think you meant to ask if she has a brother. Which she does. But he's not cute and not in to weaponry.

CZ Scorpion 9mm Evo 3 or something like that. May be a clone. We're planning on making a "conical" visit to the holding FFL's range this Friday.
Class 3 states FTW
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      11-25-2015, 11:35 AM   #16819
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How did that homeless guy in LA end up with not one, but TWO machine guns???
http://www.vcstar.com/newswire/patro...353634921.html
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      11-25-2015, 11:48 AM   #16820
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How did that homeless guy in LA end up with not one, but TWO machine guns???
http://www.vcstar.com/newswire/patro...353634921.html
At least he'll get free room/board/meals, be clean on a daily basis and get ass.

Today is my Friday and I don't wanna work for the rest of the day.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      11-25-2015, 11:53 AM   #16821
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      11-25-2015, 11:54 AM   #16822
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      11-25-2015, 12:16 PM   #16823
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Life is good
Don't fly too high...
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      11-25-2015, 12:49 PM   #16824
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      11-25-2015, 12:58 PM   #16825
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That looks really amazing my friend .
Thanks for sharing
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      11-25-2015, 01:21 PM   #16826
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That looks really amazing my friend .
Thanks for sharing
Free booze is even more amazinger!
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      11-25-2015, 01:33 PM   #16827
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      11-25-2015, 01:33 PM   #16828
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      11-25-2015, 01:38 PM   #16829
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Free booze is even more amazinger!
Don't know if you are alone out there...But anyway cheers my friend
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      11-25-2015, 01:43 PM   #16830
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