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      04-16-2016, 12:38 PM   #25939
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      04-16-2016, 12:45 PM   #25940
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Liv Tyler to the rescue. Her dad doesn't look like the lead singer of Aero Smith though.
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Han Solo dies.
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      04-16-2016, 12:56 PM   #25944
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First time. Don't spoil it. lol
That's the only time I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre, watching that movie
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      04-16-2016, 01:07 PM   #25945
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Liv Tyler to the rescue. Her dad doesn't look like the lead singer of Aero Smith though.
I heard she doesn't look like him at all.
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That's the only time I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre, watching that movie
Which one? Weren't there like 4 movies?
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Han Solo dies.
You're lucky. I saw that last weekend.
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You're lucky. I saw that last weekend.
Dumbledore is no longer played by Richard Harris!
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Soccer last night the other team didn't have enough to start so I switched sides. Stopper the first half and really squished our skinny forward when he fell in front of me
Second half opened in same spot but goalie got knee-head so I took over. I gave them lots of bobble chances but they only got 2 past me so we won 6-2
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Soccer last night the other team didn't have enough to start so I switched sides. Stopper the first half and really squished our skinny forward when he fell in front of me
Second half opened in same spot but goalie got knee-head so I took over. I gave them lots of bobble chances but they only got 2 past me so we won 6-2
I knew it. (You had to know this was coming when you wrote this?). Amateurs.
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Youngest invited a girl to prom. She is recovering from ACL surgery. When he came up with poster and flowers to ask, she dropped the crutches for the "yes" hug
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Soccer last night the other team didn't have enough to start so I switched sides. Stopper the first half and really squished our skinny forward when he fell in front of me
Second half opened in same spot but goalie got knee-head so I took over. I gave them lots of bobble chances but they only got 2 past me so we won 6-2
I knew it. (You had to know this was coming when you wrote this?). Amateurs.
Left that one hanging high for u to hit out the park
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The other day I drove on the road where the local HS was, a bunch of HS girls turned to look at my car when the exhaust popped. I actually felt embarrassed.
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Left that one hanging high for u to hit out the park
I'm sure that's what happened when you switched sides!
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Youngest invited a girl to prom. She is recovering from ACL surgery. When he came up with poster and flowers to ask, she dropped the crutches for the "yes" hug
#proudpapa
The other day I drove on the road where the local HS was, a bunch of HS girls turned to look at my car when the exhaust popped. I actually felt embarrassed.
"Allegedly" just happened by the local HS
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