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      04-16-2016, 03:27 PM   #25961
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"Allegedly" just happened by the local HS
You know from your van experiences...it ALL ABOUT "allegedly"
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"Allegedly" just happened by the local HS
Yeah. Can't believe he's posting that here, with the restraining order and all.
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      04-16-2016, 03:30 PM   #25963
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"Allegedly" just happened by the local HS
Yeah. Can't believe he's posting that here, with the restraining order and all.
Helps with defense in court



So I've been told
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Helps with defense in court



So I've been told
"The glove don't fit, so I ain't do shit"
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      04-16-2016, 03:37 PM   #25965
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"The glove don't fit, so I ain't do shit"
"No glove, no love"
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"No glove, no love"
Archer never uses a condom.
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"No glove, no love"
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Archer never uses a condom.
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Is someone watching LOTR?
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That's the only time I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre, watching that movie
I made a deal with a friend a while back, i figured it was time i make good on it.

In turn they are supposed to watch a couple of movies of my choice. Well, one movie and one stand up routine.
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That's the only time I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre, watching that movie
Which one? Weren't there like 4 movies?
I'm assuming it was the first. Don't remember.
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Is someone watching LOTR?
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That's the only time I've ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre, watching that movie
I made a deal with a friend a while back, i figured it was time i make good on it.

In turn they are supposed to watch a couple of movies of my choice. Well, one movie and one stand up routine.
What were your choices?
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What were your choices?
Eddie Murphy, Raw and Office Space.

If there aren't copious amounts of Raw quotes below, i'm going to be mildly upset with the older peeps up in here.
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If there aren't copious amounts of Raw quotes below, i'm going to be mildly upset with the older peeps up in here.
That's a fire! Roll Charlie around a little bit, he'll be ok.

Aunt Bunny fell down the steps, Aunt Bunny fell down the steps.

Damn, looks like those legs are really broken bad. Guess you won't be needing those shoes then.

(I'll leave some for others. I aim to please. Shit, were these from Delirious?)
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      04-16-2016, 04:13 PM   #25973
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I'm assuming it was the first. Don't remember.
Cuz you were ZZZZZZZZ

LOL!

I fell asleep on the third and just never went back to watch.
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      04-16-2016, 04:17 PM   #25974
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Eddie Murphy, Raw and Office Space.

If there aren't copious amounts of Raw quotes below, i'm going to be mildly upset with the older peeps up in here.
Dammit. I had something for that...something about a lion, monkey, and a wardrobe?
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There a woman at my gym right now who looks like Jeff Beck (guitarist) and Joe Dirt had a kid.

I almost called her sir

Fuck! Gotta pay more attention.
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      04-16-2016, 05:04 PM   #25976
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Dammit. I had something for that...something about a lion, monkey, and a wardrobe?
A joke form 8 year old Eddie.

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Once there was a lion and a monkey.

The monkey said,

"I can make the weather change."


And the lion said, "No, you can't."



So the monkey started climbing up the tree.



And then he started peeing on the lion's head.


"Now it's raining!"


Then he started farting.


"Now there's thunder!"



Then he started doo-dooing.


"Now it's snowing!"






So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?

Well, I can make the stars come out."







And then he kicked him

in the ding-ding.
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      04-16-2016, 05:13 PM   #25977
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Nice. Debrief please. Color? Member here? How was the sound? Pics? Thanks!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/halmcg...h/26191475200/

2nd page - about half way down. It was parked beside another forum member white F82 M.

It was Blue with Black Interior. I didn't meet the owner - not sure if he/she is a BP member. I'll make a point next time to try and talk with the owner.

I did hear it leave tho ()
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/halmcg...h/26191475200/

2nd page - about half way down. It was parked beside another forum member white F82 M.

It was Blue with Black Interior. I didn't meet the owner - not sure if he/she is a BP member. I'll make a point next time to try and talk with the owner.

I did hear it leave tho ()
Thanks. Nice. That is the color I ordered. Glad to hear it sounded nice. Thanks for the report. Appreciate it.

Edit: is that your Flickr. Also, I see, to see a supercharged e93 M3 there with the hood up. Niiiiiiice.
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That's a fire! Roll Charlie around a little bit, he'll be ok.

Aunt Bunny fell down the steps, Aunt Bunny fell down the steps.

Damn, looks like those legs are really broken bad. Guess you won't be needing those shoes then.

(I'll leave some for others. I aim to please. Shit, were these from Delirious?)
Delirious. I was driving from NJ to ATL and that cassette (yes cassette) saved my life and kept me awake for the last hour or so of the drive.

One of the funniest performances ever!!
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The other day I drove on the road where the local HS was, a bunch of HS girls turned to look at my car when the exhaust popped. I actually felt embarrassed.
Was the pop not loud enough?

I'm feeling the need to drive the M6 now.
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What were your choices?
Eddie Murphy, Raw and Office Space.

If there aren't copious amounts of Raw quotes below, i'm going to be mildly upset with the older peeps up in here.
How'd you end up liking it?
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If any of you guys think FL is flat, i'd like you to go for a short bike ride with me one Saturday morning.
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