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      10-08-2015, 01:15 PM   #15621
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      10-08-2015, 01:20 PM   #15623
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Tell me why when I go to a pizza shop they have the parmesan cheese out on the tables but I have to keep it in the fridge when I'm at home.
It cracks me up how people in the NE call a pizza, a pie.
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      10-08-2015, 01:27 PM   #15625
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Different M keys? Interesting.
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      10-08-2015, 01:31 PM   #15626
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Different M keys? Interesting.
It's the same key for a lot of models, including non M cars.
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      10-08-2015, 01:33 PM   #15627
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Different M keys? Interesting.
It's the same key for a lot of models...
The trim on the removable key is different....
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      10-08-2015, 01:36 PM   #15628
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My cheap ass key doesn't even have an alarm button.
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      10-08-2015, 02:34 PM   #15629
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Is that a handcuff key on your keychain?
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Is that a handcuff key on your keychain?
It fits the furry pink cuffs, yes.
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      10-08-2015, 03:57 PM   #15632
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V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?

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      10-08-2015, 04:01 PM   #15633
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V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?
He probably is...
It's also a Peerless handcuff key.
Looking at the fixtures and couch, looks like SEC or IRS enforcement.
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V1.47fan - Handcuff key.... Possible LEO..? Or just downright kinky..?
That was C5driver's, nice try.
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      10-08-2015, 04:26 PM   #15635
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Nothing runs like a Deere.
Wow...that's one festive colored dildo

ETA...OMG...that was a joke! Don't flip us off and go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow...that's one festive colored dildo

ETA...OMG...that was a joke! Don't flip us off and go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They're goofin on the guy with the handcuffs' key, why should i be upset?
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That was C5driver's, nice try.
oh snap - you are right...
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same/similar table got me. oh well
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      10-08-2015, 06:22 PM   #15639
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Or...., why bars set out little bowls of chex mix, that probably 80 dirty old man fingers have bastardized after they use the washroom and don't...., wash their hands.
Hey I wash my freaking hands, every other time you young whippersnapper!
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      10-08-2015, 11:27 PM   #15640
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#whippersnappers

In grade school, back when I went, they taught us not to pee on our hands????
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Hey I wash my freaking hands, every other time you young whippersnapper!
Look at you all high and mighty on your proper manners horse, old man!
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