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      11-20-2015, 12:54 PM   #16633
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speaking of NIN, I do "Hurt"... but Johnny Cash came along and did a remake and absolutely KILLED it... Like the time Tonka one-upped Lups with a showing of legs...

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Oh hush, leave it to William to bring that spark back into your life. We can drink scotch and throw rocks at passing cars.

Only on white cars, okay?

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speaking of NIN, I do "Hurt"... but Johnny Cash came along and did a remake and absolutely KILLED it... Like the time Tonka one-upped Lups with a showing of legs...

That is an excellent way to put it
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      11-20-2015, 01:03 PM   #16635
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      11-20-2015, 01:11 PM   #16636
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Only on white cars, okay?
Absolutely. I pretty much hate anyone who thinks it's okay to drive a white car.



Oh shit. My ex's car is white. It all makes sense!
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Absolutely. I pretty much hate anyone who thinks it's okay to drive a white car.



Oh shit. My ex's car is white. It all makes sense!
Aww Billie, you'd make me sooo happy.
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      11-20-2015, 01:20 PM   #16638
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Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
She's saying, she wants a real man, not interested in all the platonic horseshit you're into.
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Aww Billie, you'd make me sooo happy.
You my number one, babe! Also, any Audi we see on the road, will get shot with a 9mm.

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She's saying, she wants a real man, not interested in all the platonic horseshit you're into.
Awwww, someone feeling a little inferior, huh? Perk up big guy, it'll be alright!
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She's saying, she wants a real man, not interested in all the platonic horseshit you're into.
Horse crap is an excellent fertilizer!

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You my number one, babe! Also, any Audi we see on the road, will get shot with a 9mm.



Awwww, someone feeling a little inferior, huh? Perk up big guy, it'll be alright!
Play nice ax, V1 has been nice to us all lately, let's try the same.

Oh, even the Audi thing. You're like the dream forum man.
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      11-20-2015, 01:27 PM   #16641
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speaking of NIN, I do "Hurt"... but Johnny Cash came along and did a remake and absolutely KILLED it... Like the time Tonka one-upped Lups with a showing of legs...

No fucking way.
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Play nice ax, V1 has been nice to us all lately, let's try the same.

Oh, even the Audi thing. You're like the dream forum man.
I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
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I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
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      11-20-2015, 01:44 PM   #16644
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Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
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I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
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      11-20-2015, 01:49 PM   #16646
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It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
Que?
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      11-20-2015, 01:52 PM   #16647
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Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
We'll improvise, well set up carton boxes and draw Audi logos on them. Then we meditate with whiskey until we are convinced the boxes are the real building, and then we burn them down. Burning the real ones kinda sounds like hurting the employees and that would suck, so we need to use our imagination a bit!

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It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
Don't be so mean V1, we played dress up with Alex yesterday while I was packing. Nobody else plays that with me ever so of course he is my favorite person alive, hell, I'd even share ax and an Audi plant with him!
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You realize I'm not serious,right?
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      11-20-2015, 02:01 PM   #16649
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
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      11-20-2015, 02:03 PM   #16650
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Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
We'll improvise, well set up carton boxes and draw Audi logos on them. Then we meditate with whiskey until we are convinced the boxes are the real building, and then we burn them down. Burning the real ones kinda sounds like hurting the employees and that would suck, so we need to use our imagination a bit!

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It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
Don't be so mean V1, we played dress up with Alex yesterday while I was packing. Nobody else plays that with me ever so of course he is my favorite person alive, hell, I'd even share ax and an Audi plant with him!
He's not mean if I don't take it as mean...

Awesome alternative solution for the Audi problem. +8 for creativity.
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
I clicked 'approve' like months ago. Are you asking for revalidation?
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I clicked 'approve' like months ago. Are you asking for revalidation?
Wanna pls with makeup today? I just found my stash!
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Can I play too?
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