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      12-10-2015, 04:03 PM   #17777
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What a great story. PICTURES
If only that phone still existed man. HS was..., fun.

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Shit I don't really other than weird orders. That whole ordeal was a stroke of luck.
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      12-10-2015, 04:19 PM   #17778
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I was offered to join a 'power hour' at some shady house. The woman who answered the door was in her late 40's (I'll give her a 5 and thats being nice). However, the girl laying on a bed which is visible from the door was wearing some lingerie with a tripod in front of it. So I ____________________________ and _______________________. Thank God.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      12-10-2015, 04:53 PM   #17779
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I was offered to join a 'power hour' at some shady house. The woman who answered the door was in her late 40's (I'll give her a 5 and thats being nice). However, the girl laying on a bed which is visible from the door was wearing some lingerie with a tripod in front of it. So I ____________________________ and _______________________. Thank God.
I called the cops and ran away. Thank God?
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      12-11-2015, 12:05 AM   #17780
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why grab it when u can bite it.
lol

Quick story. When I got laid off back in 2009 I was doing pizza delivery for some time and this woman I delivered wanted to me come in and hang out. She informed me that she doesn't bite...hard.
I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.
I want to sign up as an Uber X driver and pick up people in the M6.
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      12-11-2015, 12:06 AM   #17781
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I want to sign up as an Uber X driver and pick up people in the M6.
And have drunk fools shit in the back seat?
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      12-11-2015, 12:08 AM   #17782
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I want to sign up as an Uber X driver and pick up people in the M6.
And have drunk fools shit in the back seat?
They'd have to be small children or half a midget to fit in the back seat.

Front seat is way better though. Has a heated or cooling ass massager.
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      12-11-2015, 02:07 AM   #17783
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why grab it when u can bite it.
lol

Quick story. When I got laid off back in 2009 I was doing pizza delivery for some time and this woman I delivered wanted to me come in and hang out. She informed me that she doesn't bite...hard.
I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.
I want to sign up as an Uber X driver and pick up people in the M6.
I seriously want to but they don't allow two-door cars.
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      12-11-2015, 06:14 AM   #17784
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I wouldnt want drunks chick in back seat or puke, ew
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install a cam and record just for security purposes like that guy with taxi in Europe

if they dont pay they gotta
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      12-11-2015, 06:18 AM   #17785
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I did Lyft for bit early this year, mostly taking University of Miami students to Brickell, Wynwood and South Beach. Most of the passengers were ok but some I wanted to drop kick. Had some passenger offer me cocaine "fresh off the brick", had 7 chicken heads in my car, had girls touching the back of my neck, passengers telling me their life stories and the most annoying, slamming my doors. However, no vomiting
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      12-11-2015, 08:05 AM   #17786
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I did Lyft for bit early this year, mostly taking University of Miami students to Brickell, Wynwood and South Beach. Most of the passengers were ok but some I wanted to drop kick. Had some passenger offer me cocaine "fresh off the brick", had 7 chicken heads in my car, had girls touching the back of my neck, passengers telling me their life stories and the most annoying, slamming my doors. However, no vomiting
I went to Miami...don't think I would give myself and my friends a ride in my car...good times...
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      12-11-2015, 09:54 AM   #17787
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They'd have to be small children or half a midget to fit in the back seat.

Front seat is way better though. Has a heated or cooling ass massager.
You just want some of that fake taxi porn action.
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      12-11-2015, 10:03 AM   #17788
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What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.
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      12-11-2015, 10:05 AM   #17789
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What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.
How much do you want to spend? What does she like?


I like to buy gifts where you win too, like couples massage with wine. Get drunk, felt up, go home and shag.
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      12-11-2015, 10:21 AM   #17790
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What are some gift ideas for your SO/gf/lady friend? Been dating for 5-6 months.
Wow...TMI.
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I seriously want to but they don't allow two-door cars.
M6 comes in a 4 door flavor. They'd never know.
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You just want some of that fake taxi porn action.
I have restraints in the back seat
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      12-11-2015, 10:25 AM   #17793
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I think for Lyft & Uber you need to have not only 4 doors but seating for cinco, plus IIRC you need to have the car approved first.
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      12-11-2015, 10:28 AM   #17794
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I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      12-11-2015, 10:31 AM   #17795
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I think for Lyft & Uber you need to have not only 4 doors but seating for cinco, plus IIRC you need to have the car approved first.
uberSUPERCAR was an April Fools prank. Pick up in a Lambo or F car.
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I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manscape Saturday? Couples massage? Trolley ride?
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      12-11-2015, 10:34 AM   #17797
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Wow...TMI.
Oh oops I left out the Xmas part. It's coming up in 2 weeks!!
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Manscape Saturday? Couples massage? Trolley ride?
Circle jerk. JK. Mutual masturbation and watching my VHS copy of Happy Gilmore.
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