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      12-11-2015, 01:20 PM   #17843
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Keeps the dust off your car...
Which means I have to wash the car tomorrow morning
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      12-11-2015, 01:20 PM   #17844
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Did you shower?
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      12-11-2015, 01:21 PM   #17845
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Oh.

I thought that's why you left out the cheese...
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      12-11-2015, 01:21 PM   #17846
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Which means I have to wash the car tomorrow morning
No water spots with rain water
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      12-11-2015, 01:22 PM   #17847
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Small craft advisory along the coast is fucking with my Saturday plans to go out and play. 6 ft at 16 seconds swells look nasty...
Yeah, I should have gone with my brother for bugs LAST WEEKEND.

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      12-11-2015, 01:23 PM   #17848
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Yeah, I should have gone with my brother for bugs LAST WEEKEND.

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Damn!

Well done!

You're not going to end up on an episode of Wild Justice, are you?
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Damn!

Well done!

You're not going to end up on an episode of Wild Justice, are you?
I wasn't there last weekend either, and I fronted him the cash to rebuild the engine on the boat he bought.
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      12-11-2015, 01:26 PM   #17850
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Given how much brisket I've consumed this week, I probably at least smell like beef.
I wish all women would wear this scent. MmmmHmmm.
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      12-11-2015, 01:28 PM   #17851
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I wasn't there last weekend either, and I fronted him the cash to rebuild the engine on the boat he bought.
Does he go out to the islands?

I'll usually just go out 15 or so miles or maybe a fast run to Catalina, if the conditions are good. The return can get a teensy a bit wet.
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      12-11-2015, 01:29 PM   #17852
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I wish all women would wear this scent. MmmmHmmm.
Better than cheese
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      12-11-2015, 01:29 PM   #17853
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Better than cheese
Pffft, find me a woman that smells like cheese, beer, meat, with a touch of that stuff in the pink bottle from VS..., heart throobbb!
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      12-11-2015, 01:31 PM   #17854
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Cheese is little to close to fungal infection for me will take brisket and beer please
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      12-11-2015, 01:41 PM   #17855
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Brown Sugar Cured Bacon scent is the BEST tho....
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      12-11-2015, 01:43 PM   #17856
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Brown Sugar Cured Bacon scent is the BEST tho....
Actually MAPLE bacon scent is the best. It's like someone drizzled maple syrup on your bacon for a hint of sweet that floats through the air.
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      12-11-2015, 01:53 PM   #17857
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Brown Sugar Cured Bacon scent is the BEST tho....
Actually MAPLE bacon scent is the best. It's like someone drizzled maple syrup on your bacon for a hint of sweet that floats through the air.
I do like a well cured Maple Bacon....
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      12-11-2015, 01:55 PM   #17858
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I do like a well cured Maple Bacon....
Well of course you do, because it's the best.
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      12-11-2015, 02:25 PM   #17859
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had maple bacon in my lunch omelette.
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Omg it's so gorgeous here that I could drive topless!
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Omg it's so gorgeous here that I could drive topless!
Oh we haven't taken away that much of your innocence just yet, don't sit here and talk the talk!
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Omg it's so gorgeous here that I could drive topless!
Yeah, but..... maple bacon??
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Omg it's so gorgeous here that I could drive topless!
Oh we haven't taken away that much of your innocence just yet, don't sit here and talk the talk!
ASB and Prena could go topless too. Let them demonstrate
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ASB and Prena could go topless too. Let them demonstrate
Yo dawg, I heard you like going topless....
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