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      12-12-2015, 08:46 PM   #17909
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Hahaha! Wait was he French? I thought Bowser was English.
Is mama lups still mad at me?
Oh no, what did you do this time?
He's always riding her ass and I don't mean that in the way that you like
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      12-12-2015, 08:47 PM   #17910
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Oh no, what did you do this time?
She likes to talk politics, i engaged her. She ran off crying, she said something like, this time i'm done.
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If i moved to Finland and started telling the locals that their country was the worst place in the world, i'm sure some might not like it.
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      12-12-2015, 08:56 PM   #17912
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If i moved to Finland and started telling the locals that their country was the worst place in the world, i'm sure some might not like it.
hmmm, true dat.
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      12-12-2015, 08:57 PM   #17913
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If i moved to Finland and started telling the locals that their country was the worst place in the world, i'm sure some might not like it.
...it's not what you say, but rather how you say it...

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      12-12-2015, 09:00 PM   #17914
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Hahaha! Wait was he French? I thought Bowser was English.
Is mama lups still mad at me?
Oh no, what did you do this time?
He's always riding her ass and I don't mean that in the way that you like
Heh, heh....ass.

Well, I wasn't around, all I know is go trump.
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      12-12-2015, 09:01 PM   #17915
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He's always riding her ass and I don't mean that in the way that you like
If i moved to Finland and started telling the locals that their country was the worst place in the world, i'm sure some might not like it.
Us>than the world.

MURICA.

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      12-12-2015, 09:04 PM   #17916
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Pics or it didn't happen.
nOObs can't request pics from senior members :loL:

Glad to hear Bowzer is well.

I spy a i8....is that a art imitating life..??
The only truth about that is your senior citizenship :P

And ya know...i8s are pretty. So are m6s. Or maybe both?

Maybe we can hang out and you can see which it is? Or isn't?
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      12-12-2015, 09:21 PM   #17917
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The only truth about that is your senior citizenship :P

And ya know...i8s are pretty. So are m6s. Or maybe both?

Maybe we can hang out and you can see which it is? Or isn't?
Ha Ha...I am getting closer to my AARP card...everyday

We'll hang....whenevs you're in my neck of the woods (literally we have lots and lots of woods and shit)
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      12-12-2015, 09:22 PM   #17918
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The only truth about that is your senior citizenship :P

And ya know...i8s are pretty. So are m6s. Or maybe both?

Maybe we can hang out and you can see which it is? Or isn't?
Ha Ha...I am getting closer to my AARP card...everyday

We'll hang....whenevs you're in my neck of the woods (literally we have lots and lots of woods and shit)
Why in the woods? Are you too cool for Hollywood? Are you trying to play with my butthole preventing my screams for help to go unheard of?!
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      12-12-2015, 09:29 PM   #17919
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Why in the woods? Are you too cool for Hollywood? Are you trying to play with my butthole preventing my screams for help to go unheard of?!
I'm only cool enough for East coast...West coast is chandelier level shit....

and you must have me confused with one of your other internet friends who likes your butt hole.....
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      12-12-2015, 09:32 PM   #17920
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Why in the woods? Are you too cool for Hollywood? Are you trying to play with my butthole preventing my screams for help to go unheard of?!
I'm only cool enough for East coast...West coast is chandelier level shit....

and you must have me confused with one of your other internet friends who likes your butt hole.....
Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?
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      12-12-2015, 09:33 PM   #17921
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Welcome i8 owner, how do you like the vehicle thus far?
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      12-12-2015, 09:34 PM   #17922
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Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?
How about we Bow hunt Bear??

I have a splitter for the wood (smarter not harder)...
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      12-12-2015, 09:34 PM   #17923
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Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?
Welcome i8 owner, how do you like the vehicle thus far?
Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.
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      12-12-2015, 09:36 PM   #17924
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Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.
I thought you bought it for ecological reasons...., automatic is the future of the world, leading to a land where nobody will even need to drive the vehicle itself.



How awesome is that!
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      12-12-2015, 09:38 PM   #17925
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Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.
I thought you bought it for ecological reasons...., automatic is the future of the world, leading to a land where nobody will even need to drive the vehicle itself.



How awesome is that!
You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!
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Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.
I thought you bought it for ecological reasons...., automatic is the future of the world, leading to a land where nobody will even need to drive the vehicle itself.



How awesome is that!
You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!
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      12-12-2015, 09:47 PM   #17927
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You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!
Yaris? I didn't know you had a Yaris. Fuck, I don't even know who you are, new guy.
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You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!
Yaris? I didn't know you had a Yaris. Fuck, I don't even know who you are, new guy.
ITS A 5 SPEED.

Shut up, I used to be poor.
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You got an i8?
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The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.
You got an i8?
Bimmette bought it for me.

See what giving good dick gives you? Cars, V1. Cars.
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