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      09-22-2021, 10:27 AM   #35157
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This particular day, no. Had been white water rafting. Fresh, clean, dry drawers got soaked in the locker room, at the outfitter's after our run. Had to go commando. Upon the zip, instantly knew trouble was afoot. I saw the blood before I saw where the blood was coming from. Difficult to manage in a locker room full of other men, of course some of them noticed. Extremely awkward all the way around. Those that had forethought knew not to ask if I needed help, in case I accepted said help. Those that did ask if I needed help, knew I really needed help. Went to a shower stall, bit my lip and quickly unzipped. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels until I could get some gauze for the trip home. I have never gone commando again.
I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
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I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
Yeah I got to afoot, and instantly hit back on my browser...
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      09-22-2021, 10:34 AM   #35159
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
You either do not have much in the way, you don't drink, or your turn is coming. When it happens, you will know it
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I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
I'm just glad it happened when I was younger. Have had a few small shaving accidents as an adult. Again, glad I was younger.

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You either do not have much in the way, you don't drink, or your turn is coming. When it happens, you will know it
This. I started to type, I don't know what's more unfortunate; having this happen or not being...."equipped" enough for it to happen.
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You either do not have much in the way, you don't drink, or your turn is coming. When it happens, you will know it
I don't drink, so maybe I haven't been inebriated enough. I always make sure to tuck it all back in before that zipper flies.
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I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
I did it once when I was a little kid. Trust me, it will never happen again.
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