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      04-03-2020, 01:03 PM   #3631
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First I finished the rum bottle, then finished the whiskey. Then I had to lay my king down. Got a little Agro after the rum

Last week I went with coworker to pick up emergency TV. We took a lifeguard truck. While in the store my blood sugar crashed. I couldn't find candy but she found 2 Hershey's and a jumbo peanut M&M. I ate almost all three while they loaded the truck

She was worried and wanted to drive. I told her it was a stick. She believed me until we got out of the parking lot and my hands weren't doing anything. "PULL OVER!"
Not happening. I ate 3 candies, I'm fine

Later told her my pride would never allow me to let her drive. She was not impressed
You better take care of yourself, that's pretty serious. I'm not impressed, either. I'm with your coworker. You know what's next:
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First I finished the rum bottle, then finished the whiskey. Then I had to lay my king down. Got a little Agro after the rum

Last week I went with coworker to pick up emergency TV. We took a lifeguard truck. While in the store my blood sugar crashed. I couldn't find candy but she found 2 Hershey's and a jumbo peanut M&M. I ate almost all three while they loaded the truck

She was worried and wanted to drive. I told her it was a stick. She believed me until we got out of the parking lot and my hands weren't doing anything. "PULL OVER!"
Not happening. I ate 3 candies, I'm fine

Later told her my pride would never allow me to let her drive. She was not impressed
You better take care of yourself, that's pretty serious. I'm not impressed, either. I'm with your coworker. You know what's next:
THREE CANDY BARS!!

It amazing how fast the faculties return after THREE candy bars

Did I mention she gave me THREE CANDY BARS?
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      04-03-2020, 01:23 PM   #3633
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My friends and I got on house party while we drank & chatted last night. Hungover and need a nap.
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Yeah. Of course.
No really I need practice but age and my workout schedule I've backed way off.
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well? this is a perfect opportunity to entertain us
Here’s a link to the audio version of Fly Robin Fly, from my album Passion. I know there’s a video out there of me performing it live but I can’t find it! Lol. My manager probably knows. I’ll share that link too.

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THREE CANDY BARS!!

It amazing how fast the faculties return after THREE candy bars

Did I mention she gave me THREE CANDY BARS?
Yes. You did.
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No really I need practice but age and my workout schedule I've backed way off.
I don't even know who you are any more.
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      04-03-2020, 02:02 PM   #3638
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      04-03-2020, 02:13 PM   #3639
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she found 2 Hershey's
are you saying you gave her the hershey treatment or vice versa?
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What's the appropriate number of Quarantini's to have in one evening?

Asking for a friend.

As many as it takes....or as many as you have.
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I think we bullied a guy so hard on here he deleted his thread
Who got bullied? I miss everything these days.
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Who got bullied? I miss everything these days.
A guy opened a thread saying "invest in stocks, thats how I made money even when the economy is in a downturn" and basically everyone was like "congrats? don't care tho"
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      04-03-2020, 05:00 PM   #3643
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A guy opened a thread saying "invest in stocks, thats how I made money even when the economy is in a downturn" and basically everyone was like "congrats? don't care tho"
I never saw that one but the title sounds like maybe it was a spam thread?
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      04-03-2020, 07:57 PM   #3645
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she found 2 Hershey's
are you saying you gave her the hershey treatment or vice versa?
Yes, 2 Hershey's
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I just inquired about a second Countach. Still white/white just like the first, but has the steering wheel on the other side in advance of when I return to NZ to retire.

Should I seek medical help?
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What's the appropriate number of Quarantini's to have in one evening?

Asking for a friend.

If you can still spell that q word, you are good

I just retired the 4 roses. 3 bottles in 2 nights in the recycle bin

I'm back on call Monday . . .
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I just inquired about a second Countach. Still white/white just like the first, but has the steering wheel on the other side in advance of when I return to NZ to retire.

Should I seek medical help?
Sounds like you have it bad!!!!

If you are having that "itch" ......is there anything else out there you are possibly interested in?
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Sounds like you have it bad!!!!

If you are having that "itch" ......is there anything else out there you are possibly interested in?
Not really, other than a Sunbeam Tiger for my Dad. The Countach is just all I have ever wanted. Sure - there's cars I'd love to have, but I don't think I could justify a new exotic and the massive depreciation hit.
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Not really, other than a Sunbeam Tiger for my Dad. The Countach is just all I have ever wanted. Sure - there's cars I'd love to have, but I don't think I could justify a new exotic and the massive depreciation hit.
The Sunbeam would be a cool car to have. I remember watching one of the auto shows where they restored one.
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Two things I can't help but mock whenever I see them on this forum:

"Build threads" that are 100% slapping on aesthetic parts. There's nothing wrong with doing it - heck that's basically most of the modding i do nowadays - but come on guys, we're not BUILDING anything

Roof boxes. What are you carrying in there?

Sorry if you do this - I realize I'm being judgmental and of course you can do whatever you want. But this is the confessional thread, after all.
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