[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

That awkward moment when you trust the wrong fart.

Never trust a fart

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Never trust a fart

At least not in public.
At home.... sharts are acceptable

[Axius]

Originally Posted by EALm4

At least not in public.
At home.... sharts are acceptable

Or you make a manpon out of of TP early in the morning so you can protect your drawers "just in case".

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Or you make a manpon out of of TP early in the morning so you can protect your drawers "just in case".

Buy only black boxer briefs - BOOM, problem solved.

[EALm4]

both are acceptable solutions

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Buy only black boxer briefs - BOOM, problem solved.

I remember when I was leaving this chicks dorm one morning she literally said "wow you have like really clean boxers".


I mean...., thanks for the compliment? Do most guys not know how to keep a clean ass? That comment really weirded me the fuck out.

[VB5ER]

@#$%

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I remember when I was leaving this chicks dorm one morning she literally said "wow you have like really clean boxers".


I mean...., thanks for the compliment? Do most guys not know how to keep a clean ass? That comment really weirded me the fuck out.

Agree, wtf is with that?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Agree, wtf is with that?

I don't know, but all I could keep telling myself was that at least her panties were clean too.

That line will always stick with me though. Crusaders of clean drawers assemble!

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know, but all I could keep telling myself was that at least her panties were clean too.

That line will always stick with me though. Crusaders of clean drawers assemble!

I'll wear a dirty shirt or dirty jeans. But i sure as hell will find some clean underwear.

[UncleWede]

skip the underwear and just go commando. Then wash yer ass in the shower

[kprocivic]

when you realized you urinated in the faucet and not the toilet.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

when you realized you urinated in the faucet and not the toilet.

and then you washed your hands/rinsed your mouth

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know, but all I could keep telling myself was that at least her panties were clean too.

That line will always stick with me though. Crusaders of clean drawers assemble!

Aye!

A long, long time ago we had a receptionist working for us who worked a night job at Hooters. Everyone was so gaga over her. Tall, thin, blond, boobs, etc.... Shallow, but pleasant personality as well. One day, i had to drive her car to the garage for her so she could have the oil changed. That night, she was going to Hooters for work so she had a gym bag on the front seat with a change of clothes in it. I had to hit the brakes hard one time and the bag rolled forward dumping her uniform on the passenger floorboard. Grabbed hand full of stuff while at the light and on my last grab, the light turned green so i just put what i had in my hand on my lap until the next stop light because there was a lot of traffic. At the next light i look down to see one of those damn leg warmers and a thong underwear, with stains on them.....

Never looked at her the same again. To this day (obviously) i think of that nasty underwear. I believe it was clean, but so saturated at one point, no amount of washing was going to get the stains out.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

and then you washed your hands/rinsed your mouth

yep, couldn't figure out why I smelled pee.

[UncleWede]

but at least there was no athlete foot fungus on your hands/tongue

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Never looked at her the same again. To this day (obviously) i think of that nasty underwear. I believe it was clean, but so saturated at one point, no amount of washing was going to get the stains out.

I mean, I get girls are going to get some splotches from that blasphemy of a week that we all must endure month after month and such, but seriously, ditch the damn things and get new ones if that's the case.


I don't understand why people just don't want to wear fresh clean shitstainfree underoos. Fuck, now I'm going to stop at the store and buy more on my way home just because.


Dirty panties can make even the most beautiful women look like fowl disgusting monsters.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, I get girls are going to get some splotches from that blasphemy of a week that we all must endure month after month and such, but seriously, ditch the damn things and get new ones if that's the case.


I don't understand why people just don't want to wear fresh clean shitstainfree underoos. Fuck, now I'm going to stop at the store and buy more on my way home just because.


Dirty panties can make even the most beautiful women look like fowl disgusting monsters.

There were two distinctly different colored stains. They were just plain white cotton thong but the floss part was not white, and nor was the little lining area.

If i ever saw a skid mark in my undies, i'd just burn them. I haven't, so apparently the one and only wiping lesson my parents gave me several decades ago was well learned. BTW, Charmin Freshmates.....

[1MOREMOD]

Skidmarks come with age!

[MrPrena]

It would be nice to buy her a pre-wash stain treatment for christmas.

[Fundguy1]

This

[MightyMouseTech]

When you meet someone and say "Hi [insert wrong name here]", and they don't correct you, then someone else comes along and says "Hi [insert proper name here"].