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      03-07-2016, 11:06 AM   #1
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"You are just like your mother"... Dead on the spot.

Why? Why do they have to get so angry at us?
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      03-07-2016, 11:14 AM   #2
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You're sleeping on the couch tonight dude. Whatcha do? You know it's your fault.
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Your woman said you are like your mother or you said that to her?
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      03-07-2016, 11:27 AM   #4
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You're sleeping on the couch tonight dude. Whatcha do? You know it's your fault.
She had a fight with one of her friends... I just sat there and listened to her version of the story. This is the part that I believe went wrong:

Her: "I'm just going to wait until she talks to me again, I'm not going to contact her"
Me: "Why don't you put your pride aside and try to fix the issue?"
Her: "It is not pride, she was rude to me, not the other way around"
Me: "I still think you should talk to her"
Her: "Ugh! maybe in a few days when I'm over it"
Me: "Just get it over it already, don't let it simmer for days. You are just like your Mother"

.......... I was pronounced dead @ 10:30 last night.........
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Your woman said you are like your mother or you said that to her?
I said that to her
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      03-07-2016, 11:29 AM   #6
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Yeah not good, watch calling them a cunt also. Pro tip.
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      03-07-2016, 11:33 AM   #7
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Yeah not good, watch calling them a cunt also. Pro tip.
Tell her she's put on some weight since you married her...that should make up for the mother comments.
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Tell her she's put on some weight since you married her...that should make up for the mother comments.
That's actually good to hint at for certain women, they will get mad but also work their ass off literally to lose the weight. Also pro tip.
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That's actually good to hint at for certain women, they will get mad but also work their ass off literally to lose the weight. Also pro tip.
I can see your next thread...ask 1MOREMOD a pro tip
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I can see your next thread...ask 1MOREMOD a pro tip
Good plan. Enacted.

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I sleep on the couch on average 2 days a week. it's not to bad anymore.
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She had a fight with one of her friends... I just sat there and listened to her version of the story. This is the part that I believe went wrong:

Her: "I'm just going to wait until she talks to me again, I'm not going to contact her"
Me: "Why don't you put your pride aside and try to fix the issue?"
Her: "It is not pride, she was rude to me, not the other way around"
Me: "I still think you should talk to her"
Her: "Ugh! maybe in a few days when I'm over it"
Me: "Just get it over it already, don't let it simmer for days. You are just like your Mother"

.......... I was pronounced dead @ 10:30 last night.........
I see where you went wrong. The real pro tip is that they DO NOT WANT ADVICE. Pretty much ever. The first sentence opened the coffin. The last one just shut it on you. Let me go ahead and re-play this conversation is a way that doesn't get you in trouble.

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Her: "I'm just going to wait until she talks to me again, I'm not going to contact her"
Me: "I see, she must really have been a bitch. What'd she do?"
Her: "Yeah, she was rude to me, not the other way around"
Me: "Man, that's rough. Not cool. I still think you should talk to her, though. She is your friend."
Her: "Ugh! maybe in a few days when I'm over it"
Me: "Well, hopefully it quits bothering you soon. Friends always have ups and downs. Not worth you being stressed over. So, you wanna go do some angry fucking, or what?"
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I sleep on the couch on average 2 days a week. it's not to bad anymore.
Wtf, got me beat.
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Wtf, got me beat.
I recently moved in with my old lady. i've known her for 18 years, but boy when you live together shit is different.
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I see where you went wrong. The real pro tip is that they DO NOT WANT ADVICE. Pretty much ever. The first sentence opened the coffin. The last one just shut it on you. Let me go ahead and re-play this conversation is a way that doesn't get you in trouble.
I see the difference... I still think she is just like her Mother.
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Just say yes dear and pretend like you are listening. Actually listening not required.
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Just say yes dear and pretend like you are listening. Actually listening not required.
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If said agreement requires you to participate in unwanted activity. Shit your pants a bit and presto, home alone for the night.
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You're sleeping on the couch tonight dude.
I never sleep on the couch... If she is pissed she can go sleep somewhere else.
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I can't sleep if pissed off so usually get up myself and go pound one out. Helps usually, if not on to booze. What really wins points is beating off during an argument.
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What really wins points is beating off during an argument.
Pro tip?
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What really wins points is beating off during an argument.
As in rubbing one out while she is standing in front of you arguing?
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