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      08-26-2021, 01:27 PM   #10913
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So he definitely wants there to be more to it than yoga/meal/shower? Because it sounds like a pretty nice gig as it is. Why spoil that? Find a relationship elsewhere, surely?
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      08-26-2021, 01:28 PM   #10914
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Legend says, Lups is still talking to this day.
Dafuq, not true! I'm the silent one.

Also, abs, goos seeing you around. I hope you're well.
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      08-26-2021, 01:30 PM   #10915
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Legend says, Lups is still talking to this day.
Dafuq, not true!
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You fucker. Where ya been? How ya been? Are the kids driving yet? I mean, legally. I'm sure they've been driving already lol.
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      08-26-2021, 01:33 PM   #10916
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I think Cupid shoved his arrow up my ass. I’m curious to see if I still feel this way when the Ambien wears off.
FTFY!

Oh, and if you think that was Cupid's arrow.....
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      08-26-2021, 01:43 PM   #10917
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Pro not a hoe


Side note, his texts are so sweet Who the hell am I? I think Cupid shoved his arrow up my ass. I’m curious to see if I still feel this way when I see him next.
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Get a hold of yourself!!! Have you forgotten your training?!! We're always sweet and on our best behavior in the beginning. You know this. Up until we gain entrance to the gold mine.

Come back and tell me he's still sweet after he finally gets to shove his arrow up your ass as well.
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Yup, still sweet.
On the first date no less eh? I dunno if he's going to see you as relationship material if this happened on the first date (which you might not be after anyways).

But I do know this is going to be entertaining. Especially as things emerge from the woodwork explaining why he's still single.
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      08-26-2021, 01:46 PM   #10918
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So he definitely wants there to be more to it than yoga/meal/shower? Because it sounds like a pretty nice gig as it is. Why spoil that? Find a relationship elsewhere, surely?
If he was getting booty elsewhere, he wouldn’t stop this gig

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Dafuq, not true! I'm the silent one.

Also, abs, goos seeing you around. I hope you're well.
Who the hell is this troll

Been a while.
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      08-26-2021, 03:20 PM   #10919
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He’s told me that he hasn’t seen/felt that ‘vibe’ from her but again, I’ve never had a chick cook for me and showered at her place w/o a bang. I’ve been out of the game for about 17 years now but this reminds me of my ‘final’ single days of 2003-2004, met this woman who was single, though her ex had to move away for work or whatever and that he was ‘kinda’ in the picture IIRC. TBH and not going to act like a choir boy, I wanted ass from her and that was it. I had no intentions on getting serious with her.

Met at a bar, she was with a friend who had a e38. E38 chick wasn’t attractive but I wanted to sit in it haha. E38 chick left and was invited to hang out with this girl IIRC her name was Andrea. I showered at her place, she made food and we had sex and I slept over for the whole weekend. Met her every now and then and remember, I didn’t want it to be serious as it was free food, shower at her place and sex. I had to pull away when she wanted it to be serious. Felt bad as she was nice but at that time I wasn’t ready. No way would I have been wasting my time with her for more than a 2nd-3rd time w/o booty.

Thus the reason I’m pushing for my cousin to wake up.
I have had a former colleage which had moved into a new house years ago.
Coincidially he met his new female neighbor just as the postman had rang his doorbell, he stood just in boxer shorts into the door and she was living across and was just in progress to leave for work.
To shorten this: From that day they'd found every reason to ring each others doorbells for everything. After nearly 9 months they took both heart and asked each other if this obviously hidden sympathy should turn into more than just best friends neighbors.
Thats now 8 years ago, they have two kids and got married short after the confessions.
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      08-26-2021, 05:27 PM   #10920
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And even so, this isn’t a forever type thing. He’s here temporarily.
Wait, didn't you initially describe him as your husband?


Kids . . .
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      08-26-2021, 05:29 PM   #10921
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You have a few cars maybe,had a hand on a Rolls steering wheel and a E92 there. Have you got the Tesla for a test drive or just bought one, if so maybe show a pic of it.
Plaid and P90D. I had to send these pics to the Landscspe guy, because the sprinklers were watering the cars and the driveway. That’s all I have right now on my iPad. And a pic of the Roadster. You can see my BMW in the background. It’s slowly getting some aftermarket goodies. Although, it’s going to remain somewhat of a sleeper.
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      08-26-2021, 05:33 PM   #10922
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Nothing was shoved up my ass Tuesday night.
That might be the whole problem. Just sayin’! Maybe it’s time to try something new.
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      08-26-2021, 05:58 PM   #10923
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Hey Cyn, what's the arrangement with your multiple ladies? I think you referred to all 3 as your girlfriends?

Years ago I went to Turkey with my girlfriend at the time and her sister. Both in their 20s, tall, blonde, athletic, horse riders... Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind. As we were wandering about doing our tourist thing, occasionally locals would ask me "are you Mormon?" Nope. Slightly naively I just wondered what aspect of my appearance looked Mormon and carried on. Eventually the penny dropped though, so I decided to have a laugh...
Are you Mormon?
Nope
Which one is yours? (Verbatim quote)
[I point to M]
You must come and have tea with us!
A couple of guys lead us to a carpet shop, and sit us down. I was of course always conscious of our safety, but we were still very much publicly visible etc. Some tea arrives for us all, and the couple of guys proceed to chat up S, much to her embarrassment. They eventually offered us 400 goats for her At that point we decided S had probably had enough and went on our way. We all had a good laugh out of that though!

Moral of the story? Blonde hair in Turkey is highly desirable!
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      08-26-2021, 06:08 PM   #10924
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Hey Cyn, what's the arrangement with your multiple ladies? I think you referred to all 3 as your girlfriends?

Years ago I went to Turkey with my girlfriend at the time and her sister. Both in their 20s, tall, blonde, athletic, horse riders... Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind. As we were wandering about doing our tourist thing, occasionally locals would ask me "are you Mormon?" Nope. Slightly naively I just wondered what aspect of my appearance looked Mormon and carried on. Eventually the penny dropped though, so I decided to have a laugh...
Are you Mormon?
Nope
Which one is yours? (Verbatim quote)
[I point to M]
You must come and have tea with us!
A couple of guys lead us to a carpet shop, and sit us down. I was of course always conscious of our safety, but we were still very much publicly visible etc. Some tea arrives for us all, and the couple of guys proceed to chat up S, much to her embarrassment. They eventually offered us 400 goats for her At that point we decided S had probably had enough and went on our way. We all had a good laugh out of that though!

Moral of the story? Blonde hair in Turkey is highly desirable!
400 goats? that's an enticing offer
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      08-26-2021, 06:14 PM   #10925
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Plaid and P90D. I had to send these pics to the Landscspe guy, because the sprinklers were watering the cars and the driveway. That’s all I have right now on my iPad. And a pic of the Roadster. You can see my BMW in the background. It’s slowly getting some aftermarket goodies. Although, it’s going to remain somewhat of a sleeper.
Lotus Elise Tesla also I believe.
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      08-26-2021, 06:21 PM   #10926
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@Tambohamilton - S must've been a knockout cuz 400 cattle is pretty fucking steep for a dowry!! Lol.

We'd be lucky to get a chicken foot for Dang3r
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      08-26-2021, 06:58 PM   #10927
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Lotus Elise Tesla also I believe.
Yes. We call it a Tesla Roadster.
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Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind.

Mormon?
I’m sorry to hear that.

No religion allowed here. I’m going straight to hell! No drugs allowed in the house. They can come and go and do as they please, as can I.
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Just dropping by to call out that i'm SO glad I stopped dating much younger women and pivoting to more "age appropriate". I'm only 35 still, but immaturity was really weighing on me in dating.

Finally got hooked up with a good one - has their own car(s), house, job, life together. Totally 1000% unexpected as it happens since I basically just became single again, but so it goes.
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      08-26-2021, 09:10 PM   #10930
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Just dropping by to call out that i'm SO glad I stopped dating much younger women and pivoting to more "age appropriate". I'm only 35 still, but immaturity was really weighing on me in dating.

Finally got hooked up with a good one - has their own car(s), house, job, life together. Totally 1000% unexpected as it happens since I basically just became single again, but so it goes.
Stopped thinking with the lil brain, ehh?? Congrats. Most of us never figure that out.
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      08-26-2021, 09:53 PM   #10931
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      08-26-2021, 10:05 PM   #10932
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Wait, didn't you initially describe him as your husband?


Kids . . .
I said for 3 years!
I call all the women - "future ex-wife". Just refer to him as your future ex-hubby. Problem solved.
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      08-27-2021, 06:39 AM   #10933
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I call all the women - "future ex-wife". Just refer to him as your future ex-hubby. Problem solved.
I've been tempted to introduce my wife as my ex girlfriend which is technically true... she was previously a girlfriend and is no longer since she moved to wife status more than a decade ago.

But I feel the resulting domestic violence that might ensue on my person might be disturbing for those individuals to watch. So I've been holding off. But it's in the back of my mind.
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Hey Cyn, what's the arrangement with your multiple ladies? I think you referred to all 3 as your girlfriends?

Years ago I went to Turkey with my girlfriend at the time and her sister. Both in their 20s, tall, blonde, athletic, horse riders... Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind. As we were wandering about doing our tourist thing, occasionally locals would ask me "are you Mormon?" Nope. Slightly naively I just wondered what aspect of my appearance looked Mormon and carried on. Eventually the penny dropped though, so I decided to have a laugh...
Are you Mormon?
Nope
Which one is yours? (Verbatim quote)
[I point to M]
You must come and have tea with us!
A couple of guys lead us to a carpet shop, and sit us down. I was of course always conscious of our safety, but we were still very much publicly visible etc. Some tea arrives for us all, and the couple of guys proceed to chat up S, much to her embarrassment. They eventually offered us 400 goats for her At that point we decided S had probably had enough and went on our way. We all had a good laugh out of that though!

Moral of the story? Blonde hair in Turkey is highly desirable!
Just so the collective knows their worth. I wouldn't want anyone going to market without knowing what to expect.

https://crackthequiz.com/how-many-goats-am-i-worth/
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