08-26-2021, 01:27 PM | #10913 |
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So he definitely wants there to be more to it than yoga/meal/shower? Because it sounds like a pretty nice gig as it is. Why spoil that? Find a relationship elsewhere, surely?
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08-26-2021, 01:28 PM | #10914 | |
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Dafuq, not true! I'm the silent one.
Also, abs, goos seeing you around. I hope you're well.
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08-26-2021, 01:33 PM | #10916 | |
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But I do know this is going to be entertaining. Especially as things emerge from the woodwork explaining why he's still single. |
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08-26-2021, 01:46 PM | #10918 | ||
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08-26-2021, 03:20 PM | #10919 | |
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Coincidially he met his new female neighbor just as the postman had rang his doorbell, he stood just in boxer shorts into the door and she was living across and was just in progress to leave for work. To shorten this: From that day they'd found every reason to ring each others doorbells for everything. After nearly 9 months they took both heart and asked each other if this obviously hidden sympathy should turn into more than just best friends neighbors. Thats now 8 years ago, they have two kids and got married short after the confessions.
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08-26-2021, 05:27 PM | #10920 |
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08-26-2021, 05:29 PM | #10921 |
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08-26-2021, 05:33 PM | #10922 |
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08-26-2021, 05:58 PM | #10923 |
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Hey Cyn, what's the arrangement with your multiple ladies? I think you referred to all 3 as your girlfriends?
Years ago I went to Turkey with my girlfriend at the time and her sister. Both in their 20s, tall, blonde, athletic, horse riders... Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind. As we were wandering about doing our tourist thing, occasionally locals would ask me "are you Mormon?" Nope. Slightly naively I just wondered what aspect of my appearance looked Mormon and carried on. Eventually the penny dropped though, so I decided to have a laugh... Are you Mormon? Nope Which one is yours? (Verbatim quote) [I point to M] You must come and have tea with us! A couple of guys lead us to a carpet shop, and sit us down. I was of course always conscious of our safety, but we were still very much publicly visible etc. Some tea arrives for us all, and the couple of guys proceed to chat up S, much to her embarrassment. They eventually offered us 400 goats for her At that point we decided S had probably had enough and went on our way. We all had a good laugh out of that though! Moral of the story? Blonde hair in Turkey is highly desirable! |
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08-26-2021, 06:08 PM | #10924 | |
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08-26-2021, 06:14 PM | #10925 | |
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08-26-2021, 06:21 PM | #10926 |
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@Tambohamilton - S must've been a knockout cuz 400 cattle is pretty fucking steep for a dowry!! Lol.
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08-26-2021, 07:08 PM | #10928 |
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08-26-2021, 08:55 PM | #10929 |
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Just dropping by to call out that i'm SO glad I stopped dating much younger women and pivoting to more "age appropriate". I'm only 35 still, but immaturity was really weighing on me in dating.
Finally got hooked up with a good one - has their own car(s), house, job, life together. Totally 1000% unexpected as it happens since I basically just became single again, but so it goes. |
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It’s National Dog Day. He meets more women than I do!
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08-27-2021, 06:39 AM | #10933 | |
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But I feel the resulting domestic violence that might ensue on my person might be disturbing for those individuals to watch. So I've been holding off. But it's in the back of my mind. |
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