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      11-09-2020, 10:58 PM   #4687
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do they talk like in the movies and say aye or make a different tone? And italian style speaking?
if they were born in homeland, yes. and they move their hands when they talk.
wine and bread is always on the table, lots and lots of food.
they have pride in making the sauce from scratch.
now depending what part of Italy they come from, they have different dialects.
sounds cool. I always loved that culture of Americanized Italians and how they brought their home to parts of NY!!
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      11-10-2020, 09:45 AM   #4688
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thats Brooklyn, currently my neighborhood.
if you want real pizza BK is the place.
you want real Italian food, BK is the place.
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if they were born in homeland, yes. and they move their hands when they talk.
wine and bread is always on the table, lots and lots of food.
they have pride in making the sauce from scratch.
now depending what part of Italy they come from, they have different dialects.
I was born and raised in Bensonhurst. Agree on the food and everything else above. If you don't have leftovers, you didn't cook enough food. I can easily cook for 20 but have a problem cooking for one.

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      11-10-2020, 11:26 AM   #4690
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I was born and raised in Bensonhurst. Agree on the food and everything else above. If you don't have leftovers, you didn't cook enough food. I can easily cook for 20 but have a problem cooking for one.

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      11-10-2020, 12:12 PM   #4691
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      11-10-2020, 01:55 PM   #4692
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I fucked up and put 15w60 in my original '10 s63 motor and am in denial as to why the oil pump exploded
That's a brave confession. And that's some thick oil, wow...I used to use 15w40 in old American V8s where you could measure the main bearing clearance with a tape measure.
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Driving 2+ hours after dinner/Red Bull. Didn't have more than a sip with dinner. Couldn't find a Home Depot to stop. Pulled off thought I saw Lowe's. Suddenly there are cops behind, going both ways cross street. Pulled into a condo complex to dump the cup so I could fill it back up, but I had already spilled all over my crotch, AND my shirt was tucked in. Tough to fill a cup with such a little one sitting in the driver seat

Drove a few more streets down and dumped the cup down a drain. A bit further and the trash cans were out so I stopped and deposited the cup

On the way back to freeway found a little shopping center with a dark corner so I could drop my shorts next to the car and put on dry ones

TL: DR. I peed my shorts
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Driving 2+ hours after dinner/Red Bull. Didn't have more than a sip with dinner. Couldn't find a Home Depot to stop. Pulled off thought I saw Lowe's. Suddenly there are cops behind, going both ways cross street. Pulled into a condo complex to dump the cup so I could fill it back up, but I had already spilled all over my crotch, AND my shirt was tucked in. Tough to fill a cup with such a little one sitting in the driver seat

Drove a few more streets down and dumped the cup down a drain. A bit further and the trash cans were out so I stopped and deposited the cup

On the way back to freeway found a little shopping center with a dark corner so I could drop my shorts next to the car and put on dry ones

TL: DR. I peed my shorts
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Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh today. Been there, done that.
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very frustrating with closing process
been waiting for CO search for weeks
last friday property survey was done.
almost at finish line lol
Hang in there.
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      11-17-2020, 07:37 AM   #4697
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Hang in there.

its like everything is in slow motion because of pandemic
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      11-17-2020, 07:42 AM   #4698
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its like everything is in slow motion because of pandemic
Breathe! Get ready for the stress of closing.
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      11-17-2020, 09:57 AM   #4699
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its like everything is in slow motion because of pandemic
I hate how everyone blames the pandemic. I just had a meeting yesterday with a company who has been dragging their feet with terrible customer service. "Well, you know the pandemic has slowed things down". Why? You are at 100% staff. Does your fucking mask make you walk slower? What is going on here? It shouldn't impact communication.
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I turned down sex for sleep last night. Who/what have I become?
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I turned down sex for sleep last night. Who/what have I become?
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Side note: I did rally and made up for last night before work. Thankfully she didn't mind being woke up at 5:00 a.m. for it. I might be spoiled.


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I hate how everyone blames the pandemic. I just had a meeting yesterday with a company who has been dragging their feet with terrible customer service. "Well, you know the pandemic has slowed things down". Why? You are at 100% staff. Does your fucking mask make you walk slower? What is going on here? It shouldn't impact communication.
F#@king amen to that
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Wife does the same. Horny but sleepy. She said sleep will always win and it often does. A few weeks ago was weird and funny at the same time. She said she was sleepy but turned on. As we were doing the fox trot she was in and out of sleep. All I heard was ahhhhh then snoring then ah ah ah snoring then AHhHHHHh and then dead silence. Out after the orgasm. I on the other hand I was thinking of fixing a sandwich. Most of the time I want a snack after. Dunno why.
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I still want to punch the pool boy for ogling her chest when we stayed at a friends in Fort Lauderdale. He wouldn't stop talking to her and I was like: you need to find your own and know your place. What do you think this is? Toxic Avenger or something?!
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I still want to punch the pool boy for ogling her chest when we stayed at a friends in Fort Lauderdale. He wouldn't stop talking to her and I was like: you need to find your own and know your place. What do you think this is? Toxic Avenger or something?!
Meh, I'd let it go man. Take it as a compliment that he thinks she is hot. As long as he isn't being creepy/assertive, just let it be. You both know who she is going home with.
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Meh, I'd let it go man. Take it as a compliment that he thinks she is hot. As long as he isn't being creepy/assertive, just let it be. You both know who she is going home with.
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This.

I used to be pretty jealous, more so because of the female than myself but that was situational. These days when I catch someone checking out my girl, I take it as a compliment. Beats the hell out of other people looking at your arm candy and wondering what the hell is wrong with you......or her even.

As long as no form of initiative is taken by either party, there's no reason to be upset. No different than oogling the girls on the cool chick thread, those girls all belong to someone too, their SO just isn't watching you. Men and women alike, regardless of whether or not they are with someone; can't deny the laws of attraction. I catch guys at the gym constantly eyeing my lady, and I've caught her checking out other guys......when I'm not checking out other girls. (A person can't help but notice some people) It's when this is acted upon that causes issues. My thoughts are always, if she's coming home with me, then it doesn't matter. If she goes home with him, let him have her.
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I hate how everyone blames the pandemic. I just had a meeting yesterday with a company who has been dragging their feet with terrible customer service. "Well, you know the pandemic has slowed things down". Why? You are at 100% staff. Does your fucking mask make you walk slower? What is going on here? It shouldn't impact communication.
So aggravating. It's become a convenient new all-purpose excuse for weenies who don't/won't adapt, transcend, and execute their roles.
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