[1MOREMOD]

Can I have your stuff

[silvergray545]

Sure, what do you want?

[nyalpine90]

morning
who wants to play...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sure, what do you want?

Don't know what you got, guns, cars, money, watches sounds good

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The heat is stuck on in our office building. Literally dying right now.

Dude, the heat must be stuck in the bathrooms here.


You go downstairs to the bathrooms, and it was like a fucking heat wave. I was sweating profusely whilst taking my duke. It has to be at least 90° down there and that's not even an exaggeration.

[1MOREMOD]

Who's duke, is he the token glory hole guy

[Axius]

Duke, it's that basketball team that just lost in NCAA.


You're thinking of Francis. Francis is the token glory hole guy.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, the heat must be stuck in the bathrooms here.


You go downstairs to the bathrooms, and it was like a fucking heat wave. I was sweating profusely whilst taking my duke. It has to be at least 90° down there and that's not even an exaggeration.

You need to up your fiber game. Shouldn't be pushing so hard you sweat, gonna burst a vessel.

[1MOREMOD]

Thought you didn't know about hockey

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You need to up your fiber game. Shouldn't be pushing so hard you sweat, gonna burst a vessel.

My fiber game is on fleek, old man. Don't you have some prune juice to drink and kids on your lawn to yell at?

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Thought you didn't know about hockey

I'm not ALWAYS as ignorant as I portray myself. Only 89% of the time.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

My fiber game is on fleek, old man. Don't you have some prune juice to drink and kids on your lawn to yell at?



I'm not ALWAYS as ignorant as I portray myself. Only 89% of the time.

Juice was drank hours ago. Even though you and I both go to bed at 9, I still get up at 3 or 4 because #fullbladder. Even on the Best coast, it's already 8:10 so the lawn is plenty clear as school bell already rang, van is parked in a perfect spot.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Juice was drank hours ago. Even though you and I both go to bed at 9, I still get up at 3 or 4 because #fullbladder. Even on the Best coast, it's already 8:10 so the lawn is plenty clear as school bell already rang, van is parked in a perfect spot.

LOL, you got me on the bed time thing, however I wake up at 5 due to bladder and..., dreaded work.

Any coast is the Best Coast as long as it's not the coast of Lake Erie, shit is miserable. Are you adopting by chance? I cook and clean, but will drink your alcohol and dilute it with water so you think I'm not stealing any.

[nyalpine90]

this sti subbie took a beating on bob sled course...smh

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/su...-run/85299493/

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

LOL, you got me on the bed time thing, however I wake up at 5 due to bladder and..., dreaded work.

Any coast is the Best Coast as long as it's not the coast of Lake Erie, shit is miserable. Are you adopting by chance? I cook and clean, but will drink your alcohol and dilute it with water so you think I'm not stealing any.

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

this sti subbie took a beating on bob sled course...smh

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/su...-run/85299493/

That seemed all kinds of unnecessary.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

Calling Lups, I need a solid unbiased reference.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

Don't hire him, lib will kill ya!

[silvergray545]

Now that the heat in the building is now under control, I now have a new crisis. My cup from lunch has a small leak on the bottom. I now have a small pool of iced tea on my desk. How do I stop it without chugging 20 ounces of iced tea all at once?

[1MOREMOD]

Use another cup dummy

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Use another cup dummy

I would if I had another cup. Lol

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I would if I had another cup. Lol

One Silvergray One Cup?


Prequel to Two Girls One Cup?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

One Silvergray One Cup?


Prequel to Two Girls One Cup?

I can send you the link to the site where the video is hosted. It's completely free. All you have to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!