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      09-16-2021, 12:37 PM   #11309
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That's not at all what was stated. "I know the brand" is what was typed after "not bothering to look them up." I didn't need to see what pants or color as everything they sell is the same, just different colors. Not being an ass to you at all.

As for the "back in my court ball bouncery" of my carnal success. I'm afraid these are waters you may not want to enter. Start at the beginning of the thread and read it's entirety. I have no problems, and never have, with the ladies. I don't have carnal success because of the pants that I wear. I have success because I walk and talk like I'm someone. I draw attention. Not being conceited, just aware. For me, it isn't the pants. It's what's in the pants. When you see people ask or see me post that I get laid daily, it isn't a joke or some online persona I'm trying to create.

Regardless, props to you on the date last night!
Got you! But, obviously there has to be something to back up a pair of pants, or the evening would have ended poorly. I guess both of us should be lucky to be successful.
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Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?
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Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler
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Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler
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Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?
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Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler
Fuck the ruler, I'm about to get a fucking flamethrower. The cringe level is WAY too high first thing in the morning. I don't know how some people hit the submit button after writing what they wrote. Some of us need a spotter or something before we're allowed to post.
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      09-16-2021, 01:02 PM   #11313
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So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what youíre judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. Iíve never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, whenís the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Letís ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?
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      09-16-2021, 01:08 PM   #11314
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Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?
I missed it. What was it. Did I say it?
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      09-16-2021, 01:09 PM   #11315
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Do I have to wear the silly hat too?
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Do I have to wear the silly hat too?
No, just the helmet and oxygen mask
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No, just the helmet and oxygen mask
Oh thatís kinky! Let me go rent that stuff.
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Oh thatís kinky! Let me go rent that stuff.
Just join the Navy. You'll get it free.
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Just join the Navy. You'll get it free.
I think Iím to old now. Well, I was gonna rent that stuff and wear it when we go horse back riding. But, if thatís the way you wanna be, forget it. 🤣
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Got you! But, obviously there has to be something to back up a pair of pants, or the evening would have ended poorly. I guess both of us should be lucky to be successful.
Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.

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Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?
You prefer it from an elderly lady?
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, ďI really like your pants.Ē Now, itís amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. ďThanks, whatís your nameĒ? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and weíve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, ďno, Iím taking you over to my office, just down the street. Thereís a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.Ē She said, ďthat sounds like fun!Ē So, I got a good seat and Iím waiting for her to arrive!
this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
You know when you go to the zoo? They tell you not to feed the animals?

Stop encouraging this behavior!!!

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Yeah, I thought the same. Not bothering to look them up because I know the brand. Without looking, I'm assuming you looked like you are a trail guide or about to go rock climbing, hiking, spelunking or hanging out with college students at a North Face store 10 years ago.
So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what you're judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. I've never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, when's the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Let's ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?
Are they assless?
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this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
Everything went as planned.
Yes
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Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.



Dude....love Community....and Glover/Gambino



You prefer it from an elderly lady?
Iím going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
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Iím going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
Ever been to Thailand?
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Ever been to Thailand?


The real question is, has RUDI?
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The real question is, has RUDI?
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