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      07-09-2016, 03:49 PM   #33595
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      07-09-2016, 03:49 PM   #33596
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I love it how my past two girlfriends (both relationships ended like a train wreck) started following me on IG lol
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I love how mine is completely nonexistent.
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      07-09-2016, 03:52 PM   #33599
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Backyard?
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      07-09-2016, 03:53 PM   #33600
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Bro that's probably better, she was a money mooching little beotch
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      07-09-2016, 04:03 PM   #33601
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Yeah, he just doesn't drive his on the street.
Can't get out of driveway without ramps.
You have a steep driveway? I'm sure you're not lower than me. Lol
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      07-09-2016, 04:07 PM   #33602
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Backyard?
Buried in the backyard next to three prostitutes, which may still be alive, havent checked in a couple hours.

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Bro that's probably better, she was a money mooching little beotch
Oh it absolutely is. Ungrateful, the word thanks only goes so far, it's how you treat people all the time. Now is just doing what I want to do, and it's amazing.
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      07-09-2016, 04:12 PM   #33603
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Buried in the backyard next to three prostitutes, which may still be alive, havent checked in a couple hours.
Watch out for Tara , she's CSI (crime investigation)
Didn't knew you are a serial hooker killer !
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      07-09-2016, 04:13 PM   #33604
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Watch out for Tara , she's CSI (crime investigation)
Didn't knew you are a serial hooker killer !
Killing hookers is my favorite past time next to cooking bacon and screwing hookers.


How else am I suppose to get my money back?
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      07-09-2016, 04:18 PM   #33605
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Killing hookers is my favorite past time next to cooking bacon and screwing hookers.


How else am I suppose to get my money back?
Think your bacon comes from the death hookers my friend !
I'm sure your real name is "Hannibal Lecter" ?
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      07-09-2016, 04:19 PM   #33606
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You have a steep driveway? I'm sure you're not lower than me. Lol
Slightly, I have front aero remember. Rolled curb doesn't help.
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      07-09-2016, 04:20 PM   #33607
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Think your bacon comes from the death hookers my friend !
I'm sure your real name is "Hannibal Lecter" ?
Baconibal Lecter. It has a better ring to it.
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Slightly, I have front aero remember. Rolled curb doesn't help.
Just post some pics brother , I saw it .
Your car looks like a weapon !
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Baconibal Lecter. It has a better ring to it.
The real deathhookereater !
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      07-09-2016, 04:28 PM   #33610
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The real deathhookereater !
Anything I don't eat off the dead hookers I just feed to the pigs. Just gotta make sure they're not trashy or too much fat content otherwise they refuse.
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Anything I don't eat off the dead hookers I just feed to the pigs. Just gotta make sure they're not trashy or too much fat content otherwise they refuse.
I like only the ass and boobs pieces ...
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      07-09-2016, 04:34 PM   #33612
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I like only the ass and boobs pieces ...
Those are the main course. Brain as appetizer topped with seared labia, eat the heart for dessert.
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Those are the main course. Brain as appetizer topped with seared labia, eat the heart for dessert.
I'm sure my friend Aatish could help us with some Indian spices ...
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      07-09-2016, 04:41 PM   #33615
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I'm sure my friend Aatish could help us with some Indian spices ...
No offense, but no thank you on Indian spices. I'll eat it at a restaurant buy I won't cook with it at my own home.
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      07-09-2016, 05:06 PM   #33616
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Where's the wife? She'll take care of the damp dick part
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