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      04-28-2016, 09:13 PM   #26797
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      04-28-2016, 09:18 PM   #26798
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Hush.
Shut up, you would just offer the women drugs to "calm their nerves" and then when they pass out, you'd leave them on the ship and fill up the life rafts with men. And maybe the hottest woman if there is one.
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      04-28-2016, 09:19 PM   #26799
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Ah damn, guilty. I would fill my ship with valuables and food.
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Can we plan our pre-heist activities? Marquee? 1 OAK? Hakkasan? XS? Tao (for all of you that like a little Asian in your life)?

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      04-28-2016, 09:21 PM   #26801
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Shut up, you would just offer the women drugs to "calm their nerves" and then when they pass out, you'd leave them on the ship and fill up the life rafts with men. And maybe the hottest woman if there is one.
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      04-28-2016, 09:21 PM   #26802
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Quick get him one bud light, he will fall over.
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      04-28-2016, 09:21 PM   #26803
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Hey, we just went from "Ocean's" to Titanic
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Quick get him one bud light, he will fall over.
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Can we plan our pre-heist activities? Marquee? 1 OAK? Hakkasan? XS? Tao (for all of you that like a little Asian in your life)?

Verbiage needs to get lit!
Dude I'm about to stop posting drunk posts on snapchat you got these people thinking I'm a wild animal.
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      04-28-2016, 09:24 PM   #26807
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Dude I'm about to stop posting drunk posts on snapchat you got these people thinking I'm a wild animal.
Tell me you don't really drink bud light?
I may have to call a meeting of the dads.
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Dude I'm about to stop posting drunk posts on snapchat you got these people thinking I'm a wild animal.
Hahaha no, exactly opposite. I know you haven't drank in many months. Why not do it big next time you decide to drink?
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Tell me you don't really drink bud light?
I may have to call a meeting of the dads.
Dad that stuff is like tap water.



In fact I'd rather drink tap water.
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Y'all finna put some respeck on ma name blood.

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Hahaha no, exactly opposite. I know you haven't drank in many months. Why not do it big next time you decide to drink?
Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




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Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




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Well you fit the demographic
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Damn, that means I really am going to have to get arrested so the rest of you can pull off the heist.


Ah well. Wouldn't be the first time.




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In for story time.
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      04-28-2016, 09:32 PM   #26815
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I do fit the demographic. As long as jtodd_fl saves me a Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Skeleton from the spoils, then I shall bite the bullet.
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
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