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      04-28-2016, 09:36 PM   #26819
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


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      04-28-2016, 09:38 PM   #26823
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.
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I do fit the demographic. As long as jtodd_fl saves me a Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Skeleton from the spoils, then I shall bite the bullet.
That's all it will take? Done.
Jk. I meant Breguet Classique Chronometrie 7727.
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      04-28-2016, 09:39 PM   #26825
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Not a fan of skeleton watches you can have them all.
Well, you are the furthest thing from a skeleton.



You're such a bone-cist.
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      04-28-2016, 09:41 PM   #26826
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.
I can't believe you've done this.
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      04-28-2016, 09:42 PM   #26827
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I bailed him out right after no biggie!
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I bailed him out right after no biggie!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Also, so people know where I got the memes.


For those who don't know, Birdman is famous for....actually I don't even know what he's famous for anymore but I shed tears watching him berate all tree uh y'all FUH trowen respeck on ma name.

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      04-28-2016, 10:06 PM   #26831
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I'm just gonna be the guy that jacks all the loot from the rest of you.
And die in the end.
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And die in the end.
But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
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      04-28-2016, 10:18 PM   #26834
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We would never give you a bomb.... what do you think we are stupid?

*Did I just ruin our "moment"? If so, I am sorry.
I'll take care of the demo. Bunch a pussies.
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      04-28-2016, 10:19 PM   #26835
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But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
I loled, a lot.
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Well you fit the demographic
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STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New thread.?.?.? What have you been arrested for?
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Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.
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Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.
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Why can't I just be incarcerated for a night and live to enjoy the spoils for a bit? You can have me killed off in the sequel.
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*sigh* FINE!
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