05-06-2016, 01:11 PM | #27259 |
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Real talk, my friend just sent me the following, and now my head hurts:
"But it makes me angry to think she might be angry" Back story: Friend ends up falling for a chick I told him was bad news. He comes on a bit too fast, asks her out, gets blown off (not in the good way). His ego got the best of him, so he starts ignoring her...then bitches to me about it.
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05-06-2016, 01:14 PM | #27260 | |
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Gotta help him get his mancard back. |
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05-06-2016, 01:22 PM | #27261 | |
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I'm helping him with this other girl, whom he should've pursued in the first place. But, this whole situation got him fucked in the head, for some unexplainable reason. It's like a bad Indian drama. |
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05-06-2016, 01:24 PM | #27262 |
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Too much Sony or ZeeTV
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05-06-2016, 01:27 PM | #27264 |
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Tell this guy that it's ok. His balls should drop once he hits high school. smh
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05-06-2016, 01:27 PM | #27265 | |
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.....statistically speaking anyway.
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05-06-2016, 01:30 PM | #27267 | |
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Then he starts telling me that he is a lion, but so is the chick etc. Then tries to tell me that he has no feelings for her. Then she messages him and the cycle restarts. |
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05-06-2016, 01:30 PM | #27268 | |
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Woman: no Bond: yessssh Woman: no, please, no Bond: yessssh Woman: no, James....no Bond: yessssh Woman: oh James Bond: yessssh Thanks, Sean, for making date rape acceptable for 30 more years. |
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05-06-2016, 01:32 PM | #27269 |
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Pussy on a pedestal. Plus, he's got NO GAME.
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In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.
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05-06-2016, 01:34 PM | #27273 |
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Pretty sure he's already cried a few times, but I'm going to take your advice and get that shit on video.
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05-06-2016, 01:49 PM | #27275 |
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This is what friends are for.
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Multiple shootings in MD, 3 dead over the course of last night into early this afternoon, ex Federal Protective Services cop. First murders estranged wife while she waits for her daughters at school (literally 5 minutes from my house) by shooting her multiple times, point blank, and then multiple casualties today at a shopping center and mall.
WTF. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...f12_story.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2df_story.html
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Don't be silly. The police will protect you. Your safety is their number one concern.
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