[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If you cruise down to OC, I have a couple you can have for my cost. (and beer)

Next time you fly over, drop a little parachute over the chickens (since no more turkeys) and I'll radio the hostess to drop an extra Scotch on your tray.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Best movie ever. (for the holidays)

Totally agree and I even hate Xmas.

[Mr Tonka]

Just found out that my friend's wife bought him a machinegun for Christmas. Even filed all his NFA paper work as well....

Contemplating how well it would go over to let my wife know that she's officially lost "best wife" status.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Best movie ever. (for the holidays)

Respectfully, I disagree:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho Hoho" (no link)

[bimmette]

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Respectfully, I disagree:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho Hoho" (no link)

You can't compare classics like A Christmas Story with modern Christmas movies.

They are of equal but different quality and enjoyment.

I am definitely buying someone a Leg Lamp for Christmas this year!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

I kept my second clean sheet for half a game Friday night. Was tracking this attacker coming in from the right side, driving on the 6 yard box. She makes a hard cross to the other side, and I'm shooting back across to that side to block the attempt, but a little slow. The guy on the back door gets a nice lead to his left foot and drives it back to the opposite side. . .

And drives it right off the side of my face. Corner kick, no goal!!!!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I kept my second clean sheet for half a game Friday night. Was tracking this attacker coming in from the right side, driving on the 6 yard box. She makes a hard cross to the other side, and I'm shooting back across to that side to block the attempt, but a little slow. The guy on the back door gets a nice lead to his left foot and drives it back to the opposite side. . .

And drives it right off the side of my face. Corner kick, no goal!!!!!

Oh you play coed?

[UncleWede]

Yeah, coed, young and old, able-bodied and semi-bionics. Its a Rec league, I do it more for exercise than anything else, but it's still fun.

We even have a "white-sock" rule. If someone is just starting, not sure of themselves, they can wear one white sock. They are allowed to receive a direct pass with no interference, and given 5 seconds to make a follow-on pass before anyone can tackle the ball. Also, no slide tackles allowed for anyone.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Yeah, coed, young and old, able-bodied and semi-bionics. Its a Rec league, I do it more for exercise than anything else, but it's still fun.

We even have a "white-sock" rule. If someone is just starting, not sure of themselves, they can wear one white sock. They are allowed to receive a direct pass with no interference, and given 5 seconds to make a follow-on pass before anyone can tackle the ball. Also, no slide tackles allowed for anyone.

Hahaha omg, that white sock rule is hilarious and awesome!

[UncleWede]

My only disappointment is there has never been an invite to go have beers after any Friday night games

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My only disappointment is there has never been an invite to go have beers after any Friday night games

That's just bad form!!! Even us Volleyball A-Holes invite the nOObs out for beers....

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

Ummm.....maybe you should consider NOT taking balls to your gut

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Good and evil...it's been the yin and yang before we even left the trees. Some asshole attached a cinder block to a dog and threw it off the pier a couple weeks ago.

I know it, but for whatever reason, some small part of me latches on to the hope that humanity might be able to crawl out of that hole.


It won't but it's nice to think about during the holiday seasons.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Respectfully, I disagree:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho Hoho" (no link)

That is a great movie, I'm pretty sure I could recite the whole thing.



I'm still amazed the amount of recoil they were able to unleash from that Red Rider, though.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

That is a great movie, I'm pretty sure I could recite the whole thing.



I'm still amazed the amount of recoil they were able to unleash from that Red Rider, though.

SO MANY lines I use on a regular basis from that movie. I'm sure there will be a marathon on one of the channels this Thursday/Friday

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ummm.....maybe you should consider NOT taking balls to your gut

Ok I'll try harder.

[UncleWede]

She took one for the team, and someone complains. . .

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I'll try harder.

You could wear just the midsection of a corset with spikes on it, so if the ball goes towards your gut it will just deflate it.


Would also be a pretty cool scare tactic when you run at the opposer!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

You could wear just the midsection of a corset with spikes on it, so if the ball goes towards your gut it will just deflate it.


Would also be a pretty cool scare tactic when you run at the opposer!

Didn't i tell you to stay out of my closet?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Didn't i tell you to stay out of my closet?

I don't do well with "rules" and "being told to do "things"".

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

Bummer, I am a good medic for sports injury. (although I don't have paramedic license).