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      12-11-2015, 08:13 PM   #17887
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      12-12-2015, 10:01 AM   #17889
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And you was saying you had small boobies...
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      12-12-2015, 10:06 AM   #17890
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"And you was saying..."

Soooooo ghetto, Phil!
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Soooooo ghetto, Phil!
Good to hear it's ghetto , because this forum has also black people ...

To be honest...I've no idea , probably because my English still sucks
What about your twisties,I thought that was for today ?
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      12-12-2015, 08:20 PM   #17892
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So - my day of bromance fun is now over.....

....I miss you already......

.....call me...?!?!
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So - my day of bromance fun is now over.....

....I miss you already......

.....call me...?!?!
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Cool heads prevailed.

I won't troll as hard, but mods are good people. So I'll be on my best behavior
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Who's frenchy?
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      12-12-2015, 08:37 PM   #17901
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Who's frenchy?
His French bulldog.
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      12-12-2015, 08:39 PM   #17902
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Who's frenchy?
His French bulldog.
Hahaha! Wait was he French? I thought Bowser was English.
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His French bulldog.
Hahaha! Wait was he French? I thought Bowser was English.
He most certainly is an English bulldog Hahahaha.

But he's fantastic he's actually sitting next to me right now as we get ready to watch this ufc mumbo jumbo.
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Is mama lups still mad at me?
I dunno. I don't know what for this time, but probably.
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Is mama lups still mad at me?
Oh no, what did you do this time?
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He most certainly is an English bulldog Hahahaha.

But he's fantastic he's actually sitting next to me right now as we get ready to watch this ufc mumbo jumbo.
Aaww, i stand corrected.
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nOObs can't request pics from senior members :loL:

Glad to hear Bowzer is well.

I spy a i8....is that a art imitating life..??
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