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      12-22-2015, 04:32 PM   #18723
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      12-22-2015, 04:40 PM   #18724
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Well typically I try to go over to friend's and/or family's houses to mooch off their food. Also, not my turn to host the party amongst my friends so I sure as hell not cooking. I'll bring the paper plates and diet coke.
They say over here.. I'm doing a really good job in the kitchen , so the 24th I know what to do ..
BTW...No diet coke here bro but only good champage and wine .
Probably we need a coke after it to stimulate our digestion from... too much
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      12-22-2015, 08:50 PM   #18725
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Attention everyone. I am drunk off my ass at my boss' haus.
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      12-22-2015, 08:54 PM   #18726
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Attention everyone. I am drunk off my ass at my boss' haus.
You probably mean "house" ?
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      12-22-2015, 09:50 PM   #18727
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Attention everyone. I am drunk off my ass at my boss' haus.
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      12-22-2015, 10:47 PM   #18728
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      12-22-2015, 11:14 PM   #18729
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Omg! I'm sorry my OT friends but I drove home wasted. However, I'm safe but happy to be home. Yes, I deserve the heat for this but glad to be home. No bonus,however, I had fun. I'll post some pics in the morning.
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      12-22-2015, 11:44 PM   #18730
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Omg! I'm sorry my OT friends but I drove home wasted. However, I'm safe but happy to be home. Yes, I deserve the heat for this but glad to be home. No bonus,however, I had fun. I'll post some pics in the morning.
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      12-22-2015, 11:56 PM   #18731
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      12-23-2015, 12:24 AM   #18732
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Omg! I'm sorry my OT friends but I drove home wasted. However, I'm safe but happy to be home. Yes, I deserve the heat for this but glad to be home. No bonus,however, I had fun. I'll post some pics in the morning.
What happened to the boss buying everyone's Uber ride home?

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      12-23-2015, 06:34 AM   #18733
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      12-23-2015, 07:32 AM   #18734
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What happened to the boss buying everyone's Uber ride home?

He did but I drove, therefore, I'm retarded. I drove home cautiously, first time and my last time doing that. I called the better 1/2 just talking to her about random stuff to keep me alert.

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      12-23-2015, 07:58 AM   #18735
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Omg! I'm sorry my OT friends but I drove home wasted. However, I'm safe but happy to be home. Yes, I deserve the heat for this but glad to be home. No bonus,however, I had fun. I'll post some pics in the morning.
Naughty boy!


Pics of sexy chix?
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      12-23-2015, 08:00 AM   #18736
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He did but I drove, therefore, I'm retarded. I drove home cautiously, first time and my last time doing that. I called the better 1/2 just talking to her about random stuff to keep me alert.



Happy Friday for me, ma'am.
I've been home since Friday. I'm going stir crazy. Horrible weather out and no school for my child. HELP!!! I'm losing my sanity
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Omg! I'm sorry my OT friends but I drove home wasted. However, I'm safe but happy to be home. Yes, I deserve the heat for this but glad to be home. No bonus,however, I had fun. I'll post some pics in the morning.
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      12-23-2015, 08:35 AM   #18738
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I'm having trouble uploading the pics, failboat. It's only two (not good quality) and one of the Paella. I got a 1:18 scale of a late 50's pink Caddy (secret Santa) to put on my desk at work next to my Ford GT, lots of groping on the dance floor (felt violated), some new girl telling me how her BF is an asshole, some other girl telling me she hasn't gotten laid in months. True stories.

Edit: I can supply pics of said girls who told me these things if need be.
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I'm having trouble uploading the pics, failboat. It's only two (not good quality) and one of the Paella. I got a 1:18 scale of a late 50's pink Caddy (secret Santa) to put on my desk at work next to my Ford GT, lots of groping on the dance floor (felt violated), some new girl telling me how her BF is an asshole, some other girl telling me she hasn't gotten laid in months. True stories.

Edit: I can supply pics of said girls who told me these things if need be.
The need is be.
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      12-23-2015, 09:31 AM   #18740
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      12-23-2015, 09:36 AM   #18741
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ok you got me. First one (on the right - 33 years old IIRC) is the one who told me that hasn't gotten laid in a while and the 2nd one (young 22) is the one who complained about her BF. Also, i forgot a key part of our convo. She told me that she was horny so I was like -_-
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