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      12-23-2015, 11:22 AM   #18745
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      12-23-2015, 11:24 AM   #18746
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ok you got me. First one (on the right - 33 years old IIRC) is the one who told me that hasn't gotten laid in a while and the 2nd one (young 22) is the one who complained about her BF. Also, i forgot a key part of our convo. She told me that she was horny so I was like -_-
If you need help just call me

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      12-23-2015, 11:26 AM   #18747
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      12-23-2015, 11:27 AM   #18748
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Anyone else read this while thinking of Hannibal lector in silence of the lambs??

"Good eeevveenning, Clarice..."
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      12-23-2015, 11:39 AM   #18749
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Anyone else read this while thinking of Hannibal lector in silence of the lambs??

"Good eeevveenning, Clarice..."
"Good eeevveenning, shoei... "
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      12-23-2015, 11:42 AM   #18750
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Well... It was nice knowing you all... If you never hear from me again, you all know what happened... Tell my moms I love her and I'm sorry for burning down the curtains that one time when I was 6... It's been real everyone...
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Well... It was nice knowing you all... If you never hear from me again, you all know what happened... Tell my moms I love her and I'm sorry for burning down the curtains that one time when I was 6... It's been real everyone...
....Ummmmm.....it just got full on Ted Bundy weird up in here.....
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Well... It was nice knowing you all... If you never hear from me again, you all know what happened... Tell my moms I love her and I'm sorry for burning down the curtains that one time when I was 6... It's been real everyone...
Lecter would say...Bon Appetit !
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      12-23-2015, 12:04 PM   #18753
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Well... It was nice knowing you all... If you never hear from me again, you all know what happened... Tell my moms I love her and I'm sorry for burning down the curtains that one time when I was 6... It's been real everyone...
Wait, 2 moms.... that explains a lot.

Just kidding, i'm still baffled.
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Well... It was nice knowing you all... If you never hear from me again, you all know what happened... Tell my moms I love her and I'm sorry for burning down the curtains that one time when I was 6... It's been real everyone...
Wait, 2 moms.... that explains a lot.

Just kidding, i'm still baffled.
Crashing at your place for awhile, Tonka... C5's is probably not safe either if Belgium is involved lol...
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I will concede that my place and C5's place are likely the most well fortified, at least most heavily armed, domiciles on the forum. Grab a weapon, stand a post and we'll be able to fend of Belgium.

Never mind the studio photography set up.....pay no attention to that.
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I will concede that my place and C5's place are likely the most well fortified, at least most heavily armed, domiciles on the forum. Grab a weapon, stand a post and we'll be able to fend of Belgium.

Never mind the studio photography set up.....pay no attention to that.
Lmfao... It's like going from one heinous location to a similar or equal diabolical spot as well... Bottom line, my time has come...
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      12-23-2015, 12:43 PM   #18757
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I will concede that my place and C5's place are likely the most well fortified, at least most heavily armed, domiciles on the forum. Grab a weapon, stand a post and we'll be able to fend of Belgium.

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Lmfao... It's like going from one heinous location to a similar or equal diabolical spot as well... Bottom line, my time has come...
Would you rather I just say thank you, than to question the very blanket of freedom said weapons provide
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      12-23-2015, 12:48 PM   #18758
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Would you rather I just say thank you, than to question the very blanket of freedom said weapons provide
His culture mush believe being photographed will rob him of his soul. That or he thinks that being photographed in bondage/fetish motifs will ruin his reputation or something.
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Can't I just continue to live??!! I have so much more life to live, damnit !!!!

And why isn't Belgium talking?!! I need to check flight departures from Belgium to LAX... I assume I have at least a 15 hour head start...
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      12-23-2015, 12:56 PM   #18760
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      12-23-2015, 01:37 PM   #18761
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Crashing at your place for awhile, Tonka... C5's is probably not safe either if Belgium is involved lol...
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I will concede that my place and C5's place are likely the most well fortified, at least most heavily armed, domiciles on the forum. Grab a weapon, stand a post and we'll be able to fend of Belgium.

Never mind the studio photography set up.....pay no attention to that.
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His culture mush believe being photographed will rob him of his soul. That or he thinks that being photographed in bondage/fetish motifs will ruin his reputation or something.
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Can't I just continue to live??!! I have so much more life to live, damnit !!!!

And why isn't Belgium talking?!! I need to check flight departures from Belgium to LAX... I assume I have at least a 15 hour head start...
Guys I think it's better to throw our arms together for this , it seems most of the danger and terror comes from Belgium but not from me...I'm harmless no matter what you guys are fooling about me.
So please listen guys to the beautiful girl with nice boobs in the next video..
How about that guys ?

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      12-23-2015, 02:22 PM   #18762
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Wife just texted that she has been making pies for the last hour or so all by herself. But once she opened the pork package..... Lol
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Wife just texted that she has been making pies for the last hour or so all by herself. But once she opened the pork package..... Lol
So what you are saying is, Bosley is not Muslim or Jewish?
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I've never been on a forum with a "shoei" before and it's very, very awkward. Whenever I see the name, I get happy thoughts about my MX helmet from when I was a young lad.
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