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      12-29-2015, 07:35 PM   #19053
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this Salena Gomez?!?!?!

Sorry but Gomez looks like pork to me
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      12-29-2015, 07:36 PM   #19054
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...., Guess I Didn't Realize The Forum Was Filled With A Bunch Of Webster Masters.
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      12-29-2015, 07:42 PM   #19055
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...., Guess I Didn't Realize The Forum Was Filled With A Bunch Of Webster Masters.
Someone has to take up the torch since our resident Canadian grammar nazi is awol....

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      12-29-2015, 07:50 PM   #19056
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Congratulations. He masturbates furiously and angrily to your gap
No way , no need for this .
BTW...Do you remember ? I showed also your pic with the gun between your boobs to a friend at work and so also the pic from Sara too , that's why I stored both of the pics .
That pic showes Sara's gap and what's wrong with that ?
And actually I need more than only a Internet pic , and my personal pic is also stored somewhere from people on here and I don't give a shit about it .
Masturbating and wet dreams are only for children , don't get me wrong I like to talk about sex but I'm used to get more before it turns my thing on.
I know you was joking and I want just to explain my thing to you
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      12-29-2015, 08:08 PM   #19057
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Sorry but Gomez looks like pork to me
How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
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      12-29-2015, 08:11 PM   #19058
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How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
I know! It's an insult to the delectable swine gods of deliciousness!!!!!
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      12-29-2015, 08:23 PM   #19059
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How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
Agreed ;
I saw after my post you probably like Gomez , but of what that pic shows...Euhmmm , I don't know of it really is Gomez but there the girl shows no matter who it is that she is in the need of a diet with a gym subscription included .
In other words...
I know Gomez only from pics and know she means a lot, but that pic showes not a beautiful girl to me .
Don't get me wrong because it are only my words and personal thoughts of someone , so I'm sorry if I stepped on your toe .
And of course it's all about personal taste ...
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      12-29-2015, 08:40 PM   #19060
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Belgie, do you have a picture of your most recent girlfriend handy?
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      12-29-2015, 09:26 PM   #19062
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And it's still snowing!
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And it's still snowing!
Looks like little toy cars covered in melted marshmallows...

Now I want some s'mores...
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And it's still snowing!
that happened in NC too......ONCE
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deep dish pizza.


If you have to eat it with a fork and knife, it's not pizza I tell you !!!!
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And it's still snowing!
that happened in NC too......ONCE
I still just see a miniature swing set - covered in marshmallows...
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      12-29-2015, 09:42 PM   #19067
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I still just see a miniature swing set - covered in marshmallows...
....and a mini Tacoma too
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Bitch, i have to go right past Nola to get home... Don't make me stop by and put my pimp hand to work.



Saleena Gomez* lol

Do it. The more the merrier
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I still just see a miniature swing set - covered in marshmallows...
....and a mini Tacoma too
I've seen small dogs here that would get lost in that whiteness lol... Let me see if I can find that one vid...
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I still just see a miniature swing set - covered in marshmallows...
....and a mini Tacoma too
Found it ... This makes me LOL every time...
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      12-29-2015, 11:02 PM   #19071
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I've seen small dogs here that would get lost in that whiteness lol... Let me see if I can find that one vid...
Ha Ha!!

that was 2 1/2 feet of powdery goodness....
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      12-30-2015, 07:11 AM   #19072
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      12-30-2015, 07:23 AM   #19073
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Ha Ha!!

that was 2 1/2 feet of powdery goodness....
To be fair, we have gotten at least two/three good snow falls for the past 3 years in Raleigh. Everyone says I brought it with me from Michigan.
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