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      01-05-2016, 05:28 PM   #19801
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[QUOTE=C5driver;19166439]You're not even a member of the Axius of Evil(tm)

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Wait...will Biorin run me off the board in a teeny tiny fit of rage and spasm of sarcasm? Hey I like that...spasm of sarcasm...it kinda rhymes.
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There are better words that rhyme with spasm
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What are we looking at, Gigantor?
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      01-05-2016, 05:31 PM   #19805
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Wait...will Biorin run me off the board in a teeny tiny fit of rage and spasm of sarcasm? Hey I like that...spasm of sarcasm...it kinda rhymes.
My spasm of sarcasm will only throw you into a chasm if you can't refrain from having an orgasm over how fantastic you think you are.
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What are we looking at, Gigantor?
My self proclamation of supreme commander.
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      01-05-2016, 05:32 PM   #19807
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What are you, Canadian all of a sudden ?? Adding the letter U to words... What's next? Neighbourhood? Is it center or centre??
What are you, some kind of dictatoure on how I chooseth to type?
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There are better words that rhyme with spasm
Ectoplasm
Neoplasm
Phantasm
Cytoplasm
Enthusiasm
Chasm

ETA...orgasm
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      01-05-2016, 05:33 PM   #19809
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Orgasm Biorin wins
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My spasm of sarcasm will only throw you into a chasm if you can't refrain from having an orgasm over how fantastic you think you are.
I'm sorry
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Orgasm Biorin wins
Orgasm Biorin, is like that the super evolved form of Biorin with magical sexytime powers?
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My self proclamation of supreme commander.
The position of overlord has been filled, Mr. Pecks...

Submit your application to the Axius of Evil(tm) for review. We'll be in touch.
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What's an orgasm? The thing I've been faking for so long?
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Orgasm Biorin, is like that the super evolved form of Biorin with magical sexytime powers?


*always wanted to use this
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Submit your application to the Axius of Evil(tm) for review. We'll be in touch.
I already submitted semen sample several times?
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What's an orgasm? The thing I've been faking for so long?
Do you spit on their back then?
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What's an orgasm? The thing I've been faking for so long?
It's a word that rhymes with spasm and gap, I mean chasm
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I already submitted semen sample several times?
We need it in a sealed glass container...not your mouth.
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Do you spit on their back then?
Yeah? What do you do?

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It's a word that rhymes with spasm and gap, I mean chasm
Hmmmm.... not ringing a bell.
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Hmmmm.... not ringing my bell.
Yeah...that's what Sarah said.
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Yeah? What do you do?
Tabasco, so they remember.
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