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      04-06-2020, 05:35 PM   #67
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Does the claimed, um, medicinal value of green M&M's apply to Kirk's green alien conquests?????




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How many, under say age 50, even understand this???
Imagine me saying this in Spocks voice:
Unknown captain. The under 50 is a demographic of unknown power
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Imagine me saying this in Spocks voice:
Unknown captain. The under 50 is a demographic of unknown power
I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a miracle worker
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And to reinforce your case, William Shatner is a renowned Shakespearian actor. Anyone can reference his early career and see this.
I voted for Kirk the character, not Shatner the actor.

Time for some Prancer^H^H^H, er, I mean Shatnercise!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6S84qF_TU


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Data was hacked multiple times.
Scotty could have fixed that with some super glue and a paper clip.
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Scotty could have fixed that with some super glue and a paper clip.
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MK, maybe the results are skewed because you ACCIDENTALLY wrote Kirk in italics, and people are afraid it's a trap or something




what you did there, I see it now
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MK, maybe the results are skewed because you ACCIDENTALLY wrote Kirk in italics, and people are afraid it's a trap or something




what you did there, I see it now
What?!??! Me? Set a trap?!?!!
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I'm not influenced by who I watched first, unlike many due to psychology, e.g. many thinking Connery is best even though there were many worthy opponents just cuz he was the first.

Back on topic, isn't the quick kick-in-nuts answer the question "who has the better ship"? THE END /thread lol

Picard all the way, a true professional and strategist. W lives at risk, would you really want a captain that goes in half-cocked and all balls no brains? Besides, his crew is superior as well, Data can out-think Pointy-Earred Mixed-breed Dude and Riker can out-fight Kirk. Don't even bother mentioning Worf vs whoever it was, and La Forge definitely better than that fat dude who likes understating things to lower expectations of his CO. What a mess was that original show, kinda like comparing the POW!!....WHAM!!! campy corniness of the original Batman tv show to Nolan's masterpieces. Getouttahere
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Picard, has to be it. Superior tactician. Picard Maneuver /thread.
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I'm not influenced by who I watched first, unlike many due to psychology, e.g. many thinking Connery is best even though there were many worthy opponents just cuz he was the first.

Back on topic, isn't the quick kick-in-nuts answer the question "who has the better ship"? THE END /thread lol

Picard all the way, a true professional and strategist. W lives at risk, would you really want a captain that goes in half-cocked and all balls no brains? Besides, his crew is superior as well, Data can out-think Pointy-Earred Mixed-breed Dude and Riker can out-fight Kirk. Don't even bother mentioning Worf vs whoever it was, and La Forge definitely better than that fat dude who likes understating things to lower expectations of his CO. What a mess was that original show, kinda like comparing the POW!!....WHAM!!! campy corniness of the original Batman tv show to Nolan's masterpieces. Getouttahere
You're right it's no contest. Who would win in hand to hand combat?
Does Picard know how to make gun powder? From scratch?
Did Picard beat the no-win scenario?
Is Picard gay????
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You're right it's no contest. Who would win in hand to hand combat?
Does Picard know how to make gun powder? From scratch?
Did Picard beat the no-win scenario?
Is Picard gay????
...and all this is relevant in the 24th century how? No wonder you brash Kirk fanboys are getting your Xs kicked in the poll lol.

Btw, #3 is overrated, why don't we have a pushup contest and while you're doing it I smash your head in? Not in the rules but I win still, right?

Re #4, just stupid and obviously no, but I don't expect Tiberius supporters to have much intelligence.
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The way Pike saw his future and decided, with little hesitation, go through with the plan was inspiring. Anson Mount and the writers did a terrific job with the character
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...and all this is relevant in the 24th century how? No wonder you brash Kirk fanboys are getting your Xs kicked in the poll lol.

Btw, #3 is overrated, why don't we have a pushup contest and while you're doing it I smash your head in? Not in the rules but I win still, right?

Re #4, just stupid and obviously no, but I don't expect Tiberius supporters to have much intelligence.
The Borg wouldn't even be interested in Kirk. All style, little substance.
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Picard, has to be it. Superior tactician. Picard Maneuver /thread.
Kirk doesn't need a maneuver... he just changes the rules of the game!

Kirk would certainly kick Picard's ass in a hand-to hand... however, Picard didn't die on a damn bridge. He's too smart.
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You're right it's no contest. Who would win in hand to hand combat?
Does Picard know how to make gun powder? From scratch?
Did Picard beat the no-win scenario?
Is Picard gay????
...and all this is relevant in the 24th century how? No wonder you brash Kirk fanboys are getting your Xs kicked in the poll lol.

Btw, #3 is overrated, why don't we have a pushup contest and while you're doing it I smash your head in? Not in the rules but I win still, right?

Re #4, just stupid and obviously no, but I don't expect Tiberius supporters to have much intelligence.
You admit it! ThePicard is gay!

I wonder how many genders there are in the 24th century
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...and all this is relevant in the 24th century how? No wonder you brash Kirk fanboys are getting your Xs kicked in the poll lol.

Btw, #3 is overrated, why don't we have a pushup contest and while you're doing it I smash your head in? Not in the rules but I win still, right?

Re #4, just stupid and obviously no, but I don't expect Tiberius supporters to have much intelligence.
The Borg wouldn't even be interested in Kirk. All style, little substance.
They would probably prefer Khan.

And Kirk beat Khan, twice
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You admit it! ThePicard is gay!

I wonder how many genders there are in the 24th century
LMAO dude, how is that relevant? ...and are you saying being gay is an insult? Grow up haha.

To answer your question, there are only 2, Kirks and Non-Kirks, but the former considered themselves too macho for anyone else therefore only did each other (via pegging), causing much fatal internal hemorrhaging, thereby literally F-ing themselves into extinction
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