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So, the Costco girl today. I was driving the Tesla Plaid, which I will post a picture of. I pulled into the parking lot and drove by a cute lady. I said to myself, “she looks yummy”! I got out of the car, she walked by and said, “a Tesla Plaid”? I said, “yeah”. She said, “aren’t those really hard to get right now”? I said, “yeah but I texted Elon and asked him to send one over”. She goes, “oh come on, you did not”. I’m like, “I did”. She goes, “no come on, tell me the truth”. I said, “I’ll bet you lunch I did”. She goes, “only if we take the Plaid”. I’m like, “your on”. So, I showed her our text conversation. She goes, “damn, you weren’t kidding”. She goes, “where we going”? I’m like, In and Out, just down the street”? Now at this point, I didn’t even know her name yet. She got in the car with me and we pulled onto Russell Ranch road. I said, “hang on”, and at the same time I buried the throttle. Her head slammed back against the head rest and she starts yelling, “OMG, OMG, OMG”. I let off the throttle at about 100 and said, “I love it when I make women yell, OMG”! She hit me in the shoulder with her left hand and we both laughed our ass off. I didn’t get her name until after we ordered and sat down. Her name is Shelby. She said her dad raced cars and named her after Carroll. So, we had a nice lunch and nice conversation. I just love it when stuff like that happens!
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11-06-2021, 03:12 PM | #11882 |
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Thats a real and damn cool flirt, dude!
Im actually off the roster caused by wearing army uniform during the exercise modules and here in Germany the days are longer gone when you are soldier and try to get some new contacts when wearing the uniform. Thats a sure pass for most women, we are here not as popular as in the US.
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11-09-2021, 08:52 AM | #11884 |
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Had another date with my face hugger last night and it went well! We had a bit of a rough weekend due to sinus issues, but last night things clicked and we spent a glorious 6.5 hours together in bed!
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11-09-2021, 09:39 AM | #11885 |
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11-09-2021, 10:30 AM | #11886 |
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I had a glorious 8 hours of sleep with two naked chicks!
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11-09-2021, 12:53 PM | #11888 |
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I'd like to change the name of thread to The One-Upper.
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Reminds me of an old joke in NZ about Australians having sex - they can't wait till it's over so they can race out and tell all their mates Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1... |
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11-09-2021, 12:59 PM | #11890 |
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When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.
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California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.
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I have three girlfriends and we need room to play. Speaking of dating. I’m kicking back at The Rock Store. I met one of my girlfriends here when I was 17 years old. Those were great times. Just turned Pro and I had a hot girlfriend to go with me to the races.
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In New Zealand a man with 3 girlfriends is called a shepherd.
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