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      05-16-2016, 11:08 AM   #28117
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      05-16-2016, 11:12 AM   #28118
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Lol Sara literally created a financial algorithm off of credit card basics. There are so many directions I could go with this. Literally two pages of credit score demands and...stuff.
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      05-16-2016, 11:12 AM   #28119
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Apparently she gives in to demands. Axius demanded she be topless and she acquiesced!
Can't see shit!

Biorin looks exactly like I imagined her. And every time I read Lups posts from now on, I'm going to read it in that accent. Haha this is great. bimmette you need to interview Verbiage ASAP!
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      05-16-2016, 11:13 AM   #28120
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Well....the artist formerly known as V1 brought most of that shit on himself....
Yeah, pretty rough when you're trying to battle the entire internet at once.
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      05-16-2016, 11:13 AM   #28121
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Damn you! I'm mad at you right now!
As if Tues-Fri had any productivity either. . .
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      05-16-2016, 11:14 AM   #28122
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Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.
Currently at work, miss. Mr Tonka should be available, he's the big shot boss man. Haha.


I think it's...9:13AM where you are?
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      05-16-2016, 11:14 AM   #28123
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Can't see shit!

Biorin looks exactly like I imagined her. And every time I read Lups posts from now on, I'm going to read it in that accent. Haha this is great. bimmette you need to interview Verbiage ASAP!
My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)
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      05-16-2016, 11:16 AM   #28124
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Can't see shit!

Biorin looks exactly like I imagined her. And every time I read Lups posts from now on, I'm going to read it in that accent. Haha this is great. bimmette you need to interview Verbiage ASAP!
My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)
Also that Axius has a pet hamster.
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      05-16-2016, 11:17 AM   #28125
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Lol Sara literally created a financial algorithm off of credit card basics. There are so many directions I could go with this. Literally two pages of credit score demands and...stuff.
Dude... an algorithm.

Got card at 18 (assumption).
Got card in 91.
1991-18= year of birth. 1973.
This year, minus year or birth:
2016-1973=43.

A good guess with confidence... she should start reading palms.

I have an amazing number trick that is based on a single assumption ... but is cannot be done in text. Well, IM, but not this.
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      05-16-2016, 11:19 AM   #28126
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Can't see shit!

Biorin looks exactly like I imagined her. And every time I read Lups posts from now on, I'm going to read it in that accent. Haha this is great. bimmette you need to interview Verbiage ASAP!
My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)
You also missed the thread where dudes took pics of butts....posted on BP....all in the support of Goats for the needy....
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      05-16-2016, 11:22 AM   #28127
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Also that Axius has a pet hamster.
Oh, and also that bimmette 's voice is the sound of angels singing while riding unicorns and petting kittens.
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      05-16-2016, 11:24 AM   #28128
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Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.
Currently at work, miss. Mr Tonka should be available, he's the big shot boss man. Haha.


I think it's...9:13AM where you are?
Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.
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      05-16-2016, 11:24 AM   #28129
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Oh, and also that bimmette 's voice is the sound of angels singing while riding unicorns and petting kittens.
She could host a radio show. I'd listen to it.
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      05-16-2016, 11:25 AM   #28130
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Can't see shit!

Biorin looks exactly like I imagined her. And every time I read Lups posts from now on, I'm going to read it in that accent. Haha this is great. bimmette you need to interview Verbiage ASAP!
My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)
You also missed the thread where dudes took pics of butts....posted on BP....all in the support of Goats for the needy....
Broke the Internet ....for a nano second.
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      05-16-2016, 11:26 AM   #28131
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That champagne glass balanced on your bike shorts... an instant classic.
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      05-16-2016, 11:31 AM   #28132
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This whole post a pic of your ID era thing came along and i posted a pic of my Amex card saying this is the card Sara504 was interested in. From the member since date, she somehow determined my exact age.

Kinda spooky.

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I promise I'm not a stalker. .
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      05-16-2016, 11:33 AM   #28133
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Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.
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Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.
Currently at work, miss. Mr Tonka should be available, he's the big shot boss man. Haha.


I think it's...9:13AM where you are?
Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.
Is it Alzheimer's ? Or is it because the the bike shorts are too tight cutting off circulation?
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      05-16-2016, 11:35 AM   #28135
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Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.
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      05-16-2016, 11:38 AM   #28137
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Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.
Currently at work, miss. Mr Tonka should be available, he's the big shot boss man. Haha.


I think it's...9:13AM where you are?
Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.
Is it Alzheimer's ? Or is it because the the bike shorts are too tight cutting off circulation?
^^ Who's the new guy. Kind of a smart ass for not knowing me. ?!?!
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