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      06-12-2015, 06:27 PM   #9021
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I'd carpet bomb lups with appreciations but I don't want to get banned..
besides, does she have like more points than the mods?
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      06-12-2015, 07:00 PM   #9022
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You'll know its me if the cussing can be heard to your car.
So you're like a human ASD, except we can't unplug you?
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      06-12-2015, 07:03 PM   #9023
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men are so easy it is one bikini shot away!
There's something attractive about being as basic as we are; food, water, sex...oh and an M6
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      06-12-2015, 07:23 PM   #9024
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There's something attractive about being as basic as we are; food, water, sex...oh and an M6
Ugh, I just wrote the look like whippets (ugly dogs) that haven't been ran over enough many times.

Yes, I envy you all. It would be nice to be able to handle just one thing at the time but I'm cursed with a life like this.

Were you at the Cali meet or do I remember wrong?

Oh and to answer to your question, yes.
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      06-12-2015, 07:50 PM   #9025
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Were you at the Cali meet or do I remember wrong
I have the M6 and served as your navigator. Oh and another benefit of maleness...the world is our toilet.
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      06-12-2015, 08:03 PM   #9026
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I have the M6 and served as your navigator. Oh and another benefit of maleness...the world is our toilet.
Damn, I don't remember you. We had a few M5's down there with us.

Yes, the great support handed to my minor navigation issues were much appreciated. Thank you again for that. I need a route through Canada next summer, so expect a pm then.

The toilet thing I actually do envy as well as the fact you don't need to dress up as eskimos to meets. I was literally dying and I wasn't too sorry I got us kicked out in the end.
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      06-13-2015, 02:31 AM   #9027
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Damn, I don't remember you. We had a few M5's down there with us
I was the Asian guy in the BMW

My M6 was parked next to the M5s, but it looked better
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      06-13-2015, 06:18 AM   #9028
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I was the Asian guy in the BMW

My M6 was parked next to the M5s, but it looked better
Haha, I'm a bad person for not remembering. Sorry.

I met a female car geek there and it fried my brain. She's my new hero.
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      06-13-2015, 10:29 AM   #9029
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my bike's derailleur got messed up so i cant ride it anymore
also, i was going to replace the springs on my keyboard but turns out the stock ones feel much better than the ones i replaced with, after 100 odd keys you decide fuck it
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my bike's derailleur got messed up so i cant ride it anymore
also, i was going to replace the springs on my keyboard but turns out the stock ones feel much better than the ones i replaced with, after 100 odd keys you decide fuck it
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      06-13-2015, 04:12 PM   #9031
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      06-13-2015, 04:13 PM   #9032
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Just saw Jurassic World.
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      06-13-2015, 04:31 PM   #9033
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Just saw Jurassic World.
My 2 little boys want to watch this and me being the good father I will take them .......... I hope I can enjoy it even half as much as they will !?!?
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      06-13-2015, 05:15 PM   #9034
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My 2 little boys want to watch this and me being the good father I will take them .......... I hope I can enjoy it even half as much as they will !?!?
My 8 year old son liked it and I must say I enjoyed it as well.
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      06-13-2015, 05:17 PM   #9035
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      06-13-2015, 05:23 PM   #9036
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Just saw Jurassic World.
Thoughts?
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I hate everyone and everything.
How was CA BMW meet?
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      06-13-2015, 05:49 PM   #9039
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Just saw Jurassic World.
Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
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It was two weeks ago Brenna. Now I'm pissed about my damn car having too little power, too little torque, and I'm trying to decide which tune to get.

Jb4 runner kicked my ass on dyno day. Peter is still in the class of his own in the stock series, but I am pissed anyway since we all know boys can't beat girls in anything before we go all catty.

For fucks sake. 500 whp. I merely have 420whp.

I HATE MEN AND CATS which is the theme of the birthday party in now stuck in.
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Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
YES YES YES

I dated a CRAZY girl in college for a year that looked EXACTLY her....

I suddenly miss college...
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Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
YES YES YES

I dated a CRAZY girl in college for a year that looked EXACTLY her....

I suddenly miss college...
Crazy hot?? Damn, should have continued bagging her.
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