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      01-06-2016, 11:01 AM   #19933
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I've never seen a butt fly but hers is skinny enough to try.
It's a cute lil guy...Google botfly. Also check out blue waffle and lemonparty while you're at it. Super cute
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      01-06-2016, 11:04 AM   #19934
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Let me check with the boss and see if I have any plans...that I am not yet aware of!
Sounds good man, holler at your boy when you find out.


Maybe I'll see if Rohitsja wants to join us.
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What about playoffs teddy brosevelt.
You mean the one the Red Wings are going to win?
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      01-06-2016, 11:05 AM   #19936
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It's a cute lil guy...Google botfly. Also check out blue waffle and lemonparty while you're at it. Super cute
Botfly is awesome!
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I need to get typhoid vaccine soon, maybe lemonparty one also.
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      01-06-2016, 11:13 AM   #19940
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Wait..., what position are you again?
Queen, remember that thingy about seniority. Check my join date
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      01-06-2016, 11:14 AM   #19941
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Queen Uncle Wede


Has such a nice ring to it!
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      01-06-2016, 11:15 AM   #19942
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Queen, remember that thingy about seniority. Check my join date
That's faked.
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That's faked.
He faked it til he maked it.
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      01-06-2016, 11:18 AM   #19944
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      01-06-2016, 11:18 AM   #19945
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I need to get typhoid vaccine soon, maybe lemonparty one also.
Do eeeeetttt!
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Don't get candiru in your pintu either!
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I wasn't ready for real deal
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I need to get my annual chlamydia vaccine.
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      01-06-2016, 11:24 AM   #19951
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I need to get my annual chlamydia vaccine.
Just get partner pack after it burns
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      01-06-2016, 11:26 AM   #19952
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Don't get candiru in your pintu either!
Pain. Just...pain.
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I'm hoping mines too short for them to bother
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I've been using lemon juice and salt.
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