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      01-06-2016, 11:28 AM   #19955
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I predict one "I worked all day and come back to Sara getting the herp, waffles, and tiny penis swimming fishies" and a "wtf did I miss."
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I've been using lemon juice and salt.
On your victim, good man.
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On your victim, good man.
I take shits on my victims and make them enjoy it.
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Ah tub girl fan
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      01-06-2016, 11:37 AM   #19962
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2 girls 1 cup, but tub girl is nice too.
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      01-06-2016, 11:38 AM   #19963
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      01-06-2016, 01:08 PM   #19964
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It's doing it again today, water is falling out of the sky. Today it is falling almost sideways though.

I measured 1.5 inches in the 5 gallon bucket I left out yesterday. My son called worried we should build a shelter for the chickens out back. WTH do you think those sheets of wood leaned against the wall are, day spas????
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      01-06-2016, 01:10 PM   #19965
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So does this mean I can stop sending you guys my empty water bottles to rub it in your faces?
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      01-06-2016, 01:18 PM   #19966
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It's doing it again today, water is falling out of the sky. Today it is falling almost sideways though.

I measured 1.5 inches in the 5 gallon bucket I left out yesterday. My son called worried we should build a shelter for the chickens out back. WTH do you think those sheets of wood leaned against the wall are, day spas????
Screw the chickens! My car is in the garage, since PSSs don't like cold or wet and we have both!

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      01-06-2016, 01:25 PM   #19967
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Screw the chickens! My car is in the garage, since PSSs don't like cold or wet and we have both!

Can't figure that acronym out.

Last night at the gym, I couldn't bring myself to do the normal 2 minute dips in the unheated pool, just spent my time in the cajuzzi. But there were even LESS people on the Muscle Beach, since it might be wet or something on the benches, and it was probably only like 61 degrees out there, with a wind chill of 59.
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Tonight the new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back on!
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      01-06-2016, 01:36 PM   #19969
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Tonight the new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back on!
But it's the season finale of Alaskan Bush People
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      01-06-2016, 01:39 PM   #19970
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Can't figure that acronym out.

Last night at the gym, I couldn't bring myself to do the normal 2 minute dips in the unheated pool, just spent my time in the cajuzzi. But there were even LESS people on the Muscle Beach, since it might be wet or something on the benches, and it was probably only like 61 degrees out there, with a wind chill of 59.
Tires...Michelin Pilot Super Sports.

I ran on Monday since the wet stuff came in the morning only, but pussied out last night. Yeah they gym has treadmills, but really...?
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      01-06-2016, 01:40 PM   #19971
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But it's the season finale of Alaskan Bush People
I see those reruns way more often then I see Sunny in Philadelphia.



The bush people can wait. I need to watch the funnies.
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      01-06-2016, 01:40 PM   #19972
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Screw the chickens! My car is in the garage, since PSSs don't like cold or wet and we have both!

This makes me so, so happy. Because the Sierras are measuring their snowfall this week in feet. Next week is gonna be delightful.
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      01-06-2016, 01:42 PM   #19973
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This makes me so, so happy. Because the Sierras are measuring their snowfall this week in feet. Next week is gonna be delightful.
You're a hateful, awful man. I wish you nothing but herpes all week.
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You're a hateful, awful man. I wish you nothing but herpes all week.
I'll have to check with Sara if it works that way.

On a serious note, have you experienced any of the PSS tail-wagging shimmy in the M6? I've not heard good things about them.
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Can't figure that acronym out.

Last night at the gym, I couldn't bring myself to do the normal 2 minute dips in the unheated pool, just spent my time in the cajuzzi. But there were even LESS people on the Muscle Beach, since it might be wet or something on the benches, and it was probably only like 61 degrees out there, with a wind chill of 59.
Pss is what you should use in wet?
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      01-06-2016, 02:05 PM   #19976
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Pss is what you should use in wet?
redirecting to C5driver When there is weather, I borrow my parents' Highlander, chains frighten me (outside of the dungeon)
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