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      01-06-2016, 03:29 PM   #19999
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Coin flip for tonight?
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She said fiancee in the help an angsty youth thread.

I would think she isn't all that concerned with his attention.
Male, female, Alexa loves them all.
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Is this in the same category as " you ain't gonna believe this shit"?
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Only if we flip a penny. I've had good penny flipping luck as of late.
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Does his nipple look like this?

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#nohomo
The nip was very perky and pointy, so yes
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Only if we flip a penny. I've had good penny flipping luck as of late.
Catcher, pitcher
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      01-06-2016, 03:35 PM   #20007
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Only if your life is insignificant and you seek excitement.
Well I have Hoosier wets if you like
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Does his nipple look like this?



#nohomo
The tip was very perky and pointy, so yes
And tonight, your nightmares will be courtesy of ASB...
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Is this in the same category as " you ain't gonna believe this shit"?
... Or, "hold my beer!"
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Only if your life is insignificant and you seek excitement.
Well I have Hoosier wets if you like
Do those come in men's sizes?
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
True story I wa driving a boat and took sharp turn and fell put because drunk. No other passengers and boat was speeding around me in circle I had to swim to it and get back in as it went.
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Do those come in men's sizes?
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
True story I wa driving a boat and took sharp turn and fell put because drunk. No other passengers and boat was speeding around me in circle I had to swim to it and get back in as it went.
Are you drunk now?
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Do those come in men's sizes?
275-35-18
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Are you drunk now?
No but I am making beer, the mash is on for an hour.
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Anyone ever torn a muscle?

I suspected that i may have torn a muscle in my forearm when boarding last week. It was very tight and sore and then i went down and used my right hand to catch myself which resulted in a very sharp burning pain in my forearm muscle for about 30 min. It was very sore for the past 3 days and using it is still fairly painful.

But i was thinking maybe it's just sore until i saw this a minute ago when i pulled my sleeve up. I'm assuming muscles bleed when they are torn, no?
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Screw the chickens! My car is in the garage, since PSSs don't like cold or wet and we have both!

C'mon!!! PSS's love the wet.
Cold...ok to 45F.

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Anyone ever torn a muscle?

I suspected that i may have torn a muscle in my forearm when boarding last week. It was very tight and sore and then i went down and used my right hand to catch myself which resulted in a very sharp burning pain in my forearm muscle for about 30 min. It was very sore for the past 3 days and using it is still fairly painful.

But i was thinking maybe it's just sore until i saw this a minute ago when i pulled my sleeve up. I'm assuming muscles bleed when they are torn, no?
Yes happens all the time at gym to varying degrees dealing with left bicep right now.
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Anyone ever torn a muscle?

I suspected that i may have torn a muscle in my forearm when boarding last week. It was very tight and sore and then i went down and used my right hand to catch myself which resulted in a very sharp burning pain in my forearm muscle for about 30 min. It was very sore for the past 3 days and using it is still fairly painful.

But i was thinking maybe it's just sore until i saw this a minute ago when i pulled my sleeve up. I'm assuming muscles bleed when they are torn, no?
Oops....
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