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      01-06-2016, 04:21 PM   #20043
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      01-06-2016, 04:26 PM   #20045
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Eye herpe cancermydia.
With canker hematoma. Never forget the canker hematoma.
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      01-06-2016, 04:27 PM   #20046
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delaying the story is NOT making the queen happy!
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I'll take "Things that will kill Sara for $400, Alex."
DING DING DING "What is a week without eye makeup"
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I'll take "Things that will kill Sara for $400, Alex."
DING DING DING "What is a week without eye makeup"
More like, "is this karma for calling herself a ten?"
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Did they lance it?

You can tell me, I'm HIPPA approved!!
No he didn't open it.
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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
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No ones guessed the right diagnosis yet
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      01-06-2016, 04:41 PM   #20053
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      01-06-2016, 04:44 PM   #20054
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No ones guessed the right diagnosis yet
Jealous ex BF?
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      01-06-2016, 04:45 PM   #20055
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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
Post pics of you in glasses.
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I can't wear makeup or contacts



First question he asked me, "Is there stress in your life?"
Post pics of you in glasses.
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Post pics of you in glasses.
I look so nerdy. But ok. Tomorrow
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My eyes are so beautiful. I'm devastated
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This glasses costume could keep you in a role as Jester for a few more minutes
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
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who here wears corrective lenses?

Contacts ?

Glasses ?

Both ?
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Glasses ?

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Glasses. Sorta. When I can remember.
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