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      12-17-2019, 12:51 PM   #2861
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Ok so now BPost forever has a record of me searching for “i like men’s feet”. And i couldn’t find the fucking thread or the poster anyway!!

However, I did find an old thread by Lups soliciting people to post pics of hot dudes with F8x’s. Should i bump?
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      12-17-2019, 12:53 PM   #2862
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I would have wanted to read it
Well *you* should have been monitoring the forums better! You were certainly around at the time, it was maybe 3-4 years ago or so I'd guess. Maybe longer, not sure.

It was quite the confession. Some guy on here was a virologist I think is what he said and started quoting the odds and dangers of that and etc (pretty eye opening by the way if true).

There is one other piece to the confession I've omitted, but mostly because it wasn't as impactful as the piece I've already mentioned from memory, and because its just going to make me feel dirtier typing it. But I searched all the key words and nothing is coming up. So I can only conclude it is long gone.
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he pm'ed me too
What did he say?
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      12-17-2019, 12:54 PM   #2864
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Ok so now BPost forever has a record of me searching for “i like men’s feet”. And i couldn’t find the fucking thread or the poster anyway!!

However, I did find an old thread by Lups soliciting people to post pics of hot dudes with F8x’s. Should i bump?
LOL. All those threads are long deleted, and the user keeps getting banned. No point searching.
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      12-17-2019, 01:03 PM   #2865
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What did he say?
he wanted pics of my feet








but seriously he said he was surprised that I remembered him, I didn't really so he probably wants pics of your feet
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      12-17-2019, 01:09 PM   #2866
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he wanted pics of my feet








but seriously he said he was surprised that I remembered him, I didn't really so he probably wants pics of your feet
You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...
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      12-17-2019, 01:13 PM   #2867
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You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...
I can't.....but maybe MKSixer could?
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      12-17-2019, 01:16 PM   #2868
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wait what happened

why are we trading feet pics and stories of getting railed at truck stops
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      12-17-2019, 01:16 PM   #2869
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      12-17-2019, 01:29 PM   #2870
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Searching my posts frantically to remove pics of my running shoes
better hurry, mods are swinging the ban hammer
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You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...
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I can't.....but maybe MKSixer could?
Thanks for getting me off the bench, coach. Here goes...are you ready UncleWede and cmyx6go ?

Is this what the board is requesting?
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      12-17-2019, 03:43 PM   #2872
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Thanks for getting me off the bench, coach. Here goes...are you ready UncleWede and cmyx6go ?

Is this what the board is requesting?
Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
Unsee this one.
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      12-17-2019, 04:54 PM   #2873
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Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
Unsee this one.
Eye-bleach-bit doesn't work, either. Cornea transplant is showing early signs of partial help, coupled with extensive shock therapy. I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .
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      12-17-2019, 07:01 PM   #2874
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I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .
Lobotomy is only a viable option if you had a brain to begin with, hence the failure here...though given the lack thereof, you cannot really be blamed for trying...

You are still voting for me as your new President in 2020 right? All the relocation perks I offered previously are still on the table. And I can be much more flexible after I'm elected.
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Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
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Ahhhhhh. You weren't here in the wild days of attempting to out perform each other in gross pictures. I won. Unlimited access to medical data = Winning!! Do you still love me?

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Eye-bleach-bit doesn't work, either. Cornea transplant is showing early signs of partial help, coupled with extensive shock therapy. I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .
You know what I'm all about!!

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Lobotomy is only a viable option if you had a brain to begin with, hence the failure here...though given the lack thereof, you cannot really be blamed for trying...

You are still voting for me as your new President in 2020 right? All the relocation perks I offered previously are still on the table. And I can be much more flexible after I'm elected.
It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.
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It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.
UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
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It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.
UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
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It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.
UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
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Ahhhhhh. You weren't here in the wild days of attempting to out perform each other in gross pictures. I won. Unlimited access to medical data = Winning!! Do you still love me?
For now, yes. But you're pushing it. Maybe you can post links instead with warnings in the future? That was nasty.....
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I could not exit out of the app fast enough when I saw it.

I was afraid to reopen the forum fearing it would go right back to that page.
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UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
I just looked up Canadian Air Cadets...pictures of the common house fly came up. I admire your country using alternative means of national defense. My swatter is ready.

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I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
Wait wut?!?!!

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By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
Noooooooo!!! Set out some potato salad. Flies love potato salad. You'll have the entire Canadian Cadet Air Corps at your home in moments!

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For now, yes. But you're pushing it. Maybe you can post links instead with warnings in the future? That was nasty.....
That ruins the surprise. I'm sorry you were caught up in it but it needed to be done. The rogue elements needed to be handled.
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I could not exit out of the app fast enough when I saw it.

I was afraid to reopen the forum fearing it would go right back to that page.
I'm sorry that you missed the opportunity to increase your medical knowledge. Did you notice the dead skin that needs to be debrided? There is a big flake near the great toe that needs to be removed. The skin...not the great toe.

And while we're speaking of amputations...would you like to see a little diabetic foot to start your day?
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