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      05-04-2017, 07:17 PM   #50073
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Work wouldn't be worth while without a good shit, free food, and a long nap.
i wish we got free food at work. all we get are shitty keurig cups. even have to pay extra for cream cheese.
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i wish we got free food at work. all we get are shitty keurig cups. even have to pay extra for cream cheese.
We get nothing, have to wait until the Speedway next door opens up because it's better than the coffee out of the machine from 1920.
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Of course we love hotdogs !


I had to shut this off as soon as they said "meat batter" because I want to be able to enjoy another hot dog at some point in my life.
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      05-05-2017, 09:37 AM   #50077
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Of course we love hotdogs !


I went to school with some folks that now work as process engineers in food processing plants... My consumption of processed food has dropped quite a bit lol.
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      05-05-2017, 11:22 AM   #50078
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But they taste so damn good!

As for free food at work, we get free water/soda/juice/chips/snacks/coffee/Cuban coffee. Once a month on Fridays they bring us pizza and chocolate chip cookies and today is one of those Fridays so I will pig out. And hopefully my annoying micro managed supervisor won't be coming in today (after 12pm so I think it's safe to say she isn't coming in) so I can watch the Yankees/Cubs game on my work computer. Win/Win situation.
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      05-05-2017, 11:57 AM   #50079
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But they taste so damn good!

As for free food at work, we get free water/soda/juice/chips/snacks/coffee/Cuban coffee. Once a month on Fridays they bring us pizza and chocolate chip cookies and today is one of those Fridays so I will pig out. And hopefully my annoying micro managed supervisor won't be coming in today (after 12pm so I think it's safe to say she isn't coming in) so I can watch the Yankees/Cubs game on my work computer. Win/Win situation.
I'm starting to see a cause for why she micro-manages you...
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I'm starting to see a cause for why she micro-manages you...
She is so bad as two temps have quit because of her. She looks a bit like Cameron Diaz but a bootleg version. Because of my feelings towards her, would NOT smash.
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Used them before. From my understanding, it's online only. The Brooklyn address is for their customer service center/headquarters.
Wrote an inquiry meanwhile, answer says no pick up at the shop in Brooklyn, just free shipping within US from there.
That destroyed my plans to pay in advance and let the watch pick up from a colleague...bummer
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But they taste so damn good!

As for free food at work, we get free water/soda/juice/chips/snacks/coffee/Cuban coffee. Once a month on Fridays they bring us pizza and chocolate chip cookies and today is one of those Fridays so I will pig out. And hopefully my annoying micro managed supervisor won't be coming in today (after 12pm so I think it's safe to say she isn't coming in) so I can watch the Yankees/Cubs game on my work computer. Win/Win situation.
Do you work in paradise ?
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Do you work in paradise ?
Far from it my friend.
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      05-05-2017, 07:27 PM   #50084
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Far from it my friend.
So...Kinda hell with candy ?
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      05-06-2017, 07:33 AM   #50086
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Hell with fine assessssssss
Yeah...I see your situation
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Hey Belgie, you ever hear of cake farts? If you haven't, google it and watch some.
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      05-08-2017, 07:57 AM   #50088
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Hey Belgie, you ever hear of cake farts? If you haven't, google it and watch some.
Awesome ! I never saw chocolate cake farts before and I hope she used at least Belgian chocolate on her ass .
Need to say...It sounds really special William , it's for sure the smell and taste of her ass should be good !
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Just saw this and actually I can't believe my eyes ?!?!

*Speedcams for Cyclists in Belgium* ( no joke guys )

Ohhhh...Christ I love my fucking country !!!
Here is more from our local Belgian newspaper => http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenl...-politie.dhtml

Pic from the crazy shit while the suckers hide it in a trash container !
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Ha, your police only waits for female riders when the skirt blows up...*flash*
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Ha, your police only waits for female riders when the skirt blows up...*flash*
Yeah right .I'm sure you would blow like the wind and abuse the upskirt situation...

On a serious note I'm seriously thinking the Belgian laws are insane !
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On a serious note I'm seriously thinking the Belgian laws are insane !
But your chocolate rulez, thats decreasing the insanity
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But your chocolate rulez, thats decreasing the insanity
Yeah I agree ..
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