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      04-13-2020, 08:14 PM   #26709
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It is an article, but I thought it was very well written, and it made me laugh a number of times, so I'm reposting it here.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a3...r-jet-joyride/
I know this is an LOL thread, but I can't believe that story is real.
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I know this is an LOL thread, but I can't believe that story is real.
I know. I can't tell you it is real, because I don't know. But if you do a google search for it, it has been reported by a few different sites, and not just links to C&D either, their own reports.

So....not sure. It had me laughing regardless of whether it is true or not, just because it was so well written!
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      04-13-2020, 09:23 PM   #26712
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      04-13-2020, 09:42 PM   #26713
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      04-13-2020, 10:10 PM   #26714
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I know this is an LOL thread, but I can't believe that story is real.
I know. I can't tell you it is real, because I don't know. But if you do a google search for it, it has been reported by a few different sites, and not just links to C&D either, their own reports.

So....not sure. It had me laughing regardless of whether it is true or not, just because it was so well written!
https://www.cnn.com/travel/amp/franc...ntl/index.html
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      04-14-2020, 06:09 AM   #26716
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CNN? Fake News!
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      04-14-2020, 12:25 PM   #26718
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      04-14-2020, 12:40 PM   #26719
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I think your candle is broken.




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I think your candle is broken.




I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
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I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
"A little?" Pft. Whatever. Not my fault your candle is broken.
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      04-14-2020, 03:18 PM   #26722
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I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
"A little?" Pft. Whatever. Not my fault your candle is broken.
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Does it work now?
Maybe....

Either your candle is still broken or I'm color blind. How can I be nervous and relaxed at the same time? Dammit now I actually feel stressed and cool. Shit.
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      04-14-2020, 03:44 PM   #26724
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Does it work now?
I'm still a dumbass
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