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      09-28-2016, 03:38 PM   #39821
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Tempting with Britta ...
Of course I asked her yesterday permission to post some pics on BP , and showed her BP first . She said sure why not , I'm on FB as well .
And I have more pics ...

Pic nr 1 from Britta in the gym .
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      09-28-2016, 03:44 PM   #39822
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goddamn man.
Tempting Britta and stretching pic nr: 2
Pic nr 3 & 4 are for tomorrow ..
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      09-28-2016, 07:54 PM   #39823
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How do you know? Maybe the tattoo artist is drunk and it will be terrible.
Was going to share, but now I'm drunk and feel like being a terrible friend and showing nobody.


Well, C5 and Mod saw it.
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      09-28-2016, 07:54 PM   #39824
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How do you know? Maybe the tattoo artist is drunk and it will be terrible.
Was going to share, but now I'm drunk and feel like being a terrible friend and showing nobody.


Well, C5 and Mod saw it.
Oh you showed your girlfriends. How cute!
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      09-28-2016, 07:56 PM   #39825
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Oh you showed your girlfriends. How cute!
Boy friends. Me = boy. Them = boy. Us = boy friends.


...., women.
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      09-28-2016, 08:36 PM   #39826
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      09-28-2016, 09:13 PM   #39827
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Tonight's South Park episode is hilarious
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      09-28-2016, 09:59 PM   #39828
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      09-28-2016, 10:02 PM   #39829
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How do you know? Maybe the tattoo artist is drunk and it will be terrible.
Was going to share, but now I'm drunk and feel like being a terrible friend and showing nobody.


Well, C5 and Mod saw it.
Da Fuq...?

No love for the homie??

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      09-28-2016, 10:04 PM   #39830
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I got new ink also last couple weeks. Not gonna share it's ugly
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      09-29-2016, 12:20 AM   #39831
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      09-29-2016, 12:24 AM   #39833
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      09-29-2016, 02:57 AM   #39834
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My friend..I think you are death now for her
Hmm, I have to deal with this, hence this is virtual and so to speak we're all dead, no?
Btw: Dating some chicks outta the gym...nooo. If you're overdoing it, you're around the circle too fast and have to change the gym for some fresh food. And to be honest: I really think the gal on the pics are not Britta but a pro taken picture^^
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      09-29-2016, 03:35 AM   #39835
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What is life?!?
The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. I'm practically 100 so I know stuff.
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      09-29-2016, 07:04 AM   #39836
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Da Fuq...?

No love for the homie??

BTW - I'll be at Bimmer Performance Center next Saturday, dropping off the diesel you gonna be in town?
GAH! I'm a terrible friend. Please hold while I forward picture.


Errrhhmm..., yeah I should be, don't have anything planned that I can think of.

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What is life?!?
It's whatever you make of it, and whatever you don't allow others to make of it.
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      09-29-2016, 07:06 AM   #39837
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The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. shoei is practically 100 and he told me.
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The angst of the young. It's good to think about this! Never stop thinking about it. The true answer is that it is what you make of it. Purpose is given to life by you - not hidden within life and discovered by you. I'm practically 100 so I know stuff.
You're literally the sage of OT.
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      09-29-2016, 07:39 AM   #39840
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the memberberries one killed me
The debate scene was too good. I haven't laughed that hard in a while lol.
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