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      08-07-2021, 11:53 PM   #10297
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Miss Piggy was another forum member. The old fart farmer, who had questionable relations with barnyard animals.



Two house parties? Which old folks homes are they gonna be held at?
The first was a birthday party and started at 2:30pm

Home in bed by 10pm, it's Saturday so could stay up late
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      08-07-2021, 11:56 PM   #10298
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
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      08-07-2021, 11:58 PM   #10299
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
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      08-08-2021, 12:00 AM   #10300
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Miss Piggy was another forum member. The old fart farmer, who had questionable relations with barnyard animals.



Two house parties? Which old folks homes are they gonna be held at?
The first was a birthday party and started at 2:30pm

Home in bed by 10pm, it's Saturday so could stay up late
Just nice to see the old faces still kicking. Hope all has been well with you and your family during - *waves arms in air* all this shit
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      08-08-2021, 12:00 AM   #10301
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@shoei you kept yelling "me too" so I kept sending them :
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      08-08-2021, 12:01 AM   #10302
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@shoei you kept yelling "me too" so I kept sending them :
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      08-08-2021, 12:38 AM   #10303
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Hurt like a bitch this morning. I was outside and active all day today and it seems to be much better this evening.
My arm hurt so bad, I couldn’t lift my hand over my head for about three days. And, being an athlete that competes at a high level, I can take a lot of pain.
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      08-08-2021, 06:18 AM   #10304
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It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
Holy crap he's out!!!!

Isn't that what you requested from Cell Block 4?

How have you been?
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My arm hurt so bad, I couldn’t lift my hand over my head for about three days. And, being an athlete that competes at a high level, I can take a lot of pain.
Oh my. Well it’s been almost 48 hours now. Just a small bruise. I can blow dry my hair again, so all is good in the world.
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Even though it's not my weekend one of my sons wanted to stay with me so we threw the football around, walked the dog and had snacks
That’s awesome.
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      08-08-2021, 09:09 AM   #10307
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My arm hurt so bad, I couldn’t lift my hand over my head for about three days. And, being an athlete that competes at a high level, I can take a lot of pain.
If you don't mind me asking...what is your competitive endeavor?
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Oh my. Well it’s been almost 48 hours now. Just a small bruise. I can blow dry my hair again, so all is good in the world.
Do you remember which shot you received?
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      08-08-2021, 02:15 PM   #10309
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Oh my. Well it’s been almost 48 hours now. Just a small bruise. I can blow dry my hair again, so all is good in the world.
Do you remember which shot you received?
I think it was Pfizer. I had the same reaction with Moderna though
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      08-08-2021, 04:08 PM   #10310
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It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
Holy crap he's out!!!!

Isn't that what you requested from Cell Block 4?

How have you been?
Yeah I got time off for bad behavior. Who knew!!!
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It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
Holy crap he's out!!!!

Isn't that what you requested from Cell Block 4?

How have you been?
Can we rewind just a little bit? What's this shit I heard you're in lurve and shit. The fucks going on? How much this costing you?!
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      08-08-2021, 05:55 PM   #10312
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Can we rewind just a little bit? What's this shit I heard you're in lurve and shit. The fucks going on? How much this costing you?!
Everything.

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Can we rewind just a little bit? What's this shit I heard you're in lurve and shit. The fucks going on? How much this costing you?!
You have to sift through a lot of coal to get to the diamond. I've done my time in the coal mines. She is wonderful and amazing!! I've gotten rid of the spreadsheet and destroyed the black book. Phone numbers deleted...the whole nine yards.

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Everything.

I'm planning on making a tidy profit selling my collection. Bidding starts at $100,000....trust me, it's worth it!!
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit

What's up slow guy…? We need to catch up - I bought another farm
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Lol - shoei is just Mas the little girly Vert is faster than his new M cars
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Yeah, but is anyone getting laid?
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Oh hell no. Not here.
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Can we rewind just a little bit? What's this shit I heard you're in lurve and shit. The fucks going on? How much this costing you?!
You have to sift through a lot of coal to get to the diamond. I've done my time in the coal mines. She is wonderful and amazing!! I've gotten rid of the spreadsheet and destroyed the black book. Phone numbers deleted...the whole nine yards.

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Everything.

I'm planning on making a tidy profit selling my collection. Bidding starts at $100,000....trust me, it's worth it!!
This is not what I expected poking my head in here.

The "black book" bit is interesting. I mean, it's not often we get some archeological finds in such crazy good condition as a stone tablet with female names carved into them.
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