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      08-05-2021, 07:07 PM   #10209
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      08-05-2021, 07:49 PM   #10210
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Yeah, at first I was like how did I miss that many posts and went back to look
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Yeah, at first I was like how did I miss that many posts and went back to look
I may or may not have photographic backups as well. I’m just here for the people.
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Lol thanks @fiveohblow - you did good there!
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I used to race in SCCA when I was younger but all am, just for bragging rights among friends really. Then at 30 I got back into bikes but now I just do it for fun, wasting a lot of money on tracks but only racing myself. I do watch a ton though, I can get a knee down and save a front-tuck from time to time but those little Spaniards are witches!

I'm all for a girl who rides her own. Being a willing passenger is a rule and the current is all for it but often I have to leave her behind when the gang and I want to go be proper hooligans in the mountains. If she had her own she could still come.
I've done a lot of trackdays, some with 4 wheels but most with 2. I've been at the track with Central Roadracing Association for about 10 years now helping various teams in the pits. In 2016 I built a race bike and was going to race, but the opening weekend was on a track configuration I wasn't familiar with and I wadded the bike up pretty good. Ran high on a fast WOT corner and went off at about 140, couldn't stop the bike before the wall so I bailed, bike hit the wall and went up in flames. Doc stuck me in the whambulance and I was in and out on the way to the hospital but came away with some sore joints and a concussion. I was going to build another bike and get back at it, but after pricing another one out I decided against it and went back to helping a couple teams in the pits. Still do trackdays but looking for another track dedicated bike.

Backpacks do suck at times when riding. You either get someone who is natural and you barely notice they are there, or you get someone who is like a sack of potatoes moving around with every bump and turn. Finding someone who rides, that isn't all about the attention, but can backpack properly also would be choice.
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fiveohwblow Well done! Lords work was done here.

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A pilot.


What did I win?
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And…..?

This is like herding cats with a squirt gun!

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fiveohwblow Well done! Lords work was done here.








I'm rolling over here!
Moments MUST be documented in order to become history and Lord ambien was making this happen for us.
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      08-06-2021, 08:37 AM   #10216
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A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z???

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Note to self: Do not ambien and e90post. Slept like shit Wednesday night so thought I'd get a head start on sleep for Thursday. Love that drug, but when it kicks in and I'm not quite ready for bed.......it's like Alice falling down the rabbit hole.


I failed to mention the security guard sitting at the security desk in the lobby who saw me on Sunday, Monday, and then yesterday with pilot. He probably sees that all day long. But again, why??? Why does the universe keep putting him in my path? I'm overthinking this.
Is a side effect of Ambien anxiety? Who cares what the security guard thinks. Guy is probably more concerned about watching youtube on his computer or when he can eat his next sandwich. Probably wishes he was a pilot now.
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Probably wishes he was a pilot now.
....or a surgeon.

Where the hell is the coffee spitting emoji???? Holy shit! Thank you CT for the laugh! I hate that I can only appreciate this once.

Sara you know I gotta bust your chops. I hear surgeons have little hands....care to share?
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Note to self: Do not ambien and e90post. Slept like shit Wednesday night so thought I'd get a head start on sleep for Thursday. Love that drug, but when it kicks in and I'm not quite ready for bed.......it's like Alice falling down the rabbit hole.


I failed to mention the security guard sitting at the security desk in the lobby who saw me on Sunday, Monday, and then yesterday with pilot. He probably sees that all day long. But again, why??? Why does the universe keep putting him in my path? I'm overthinking this.
So you walked out of the surgeon's apartment yesterday and you were also with the pilot yesterday? So who called your name? The pilot, or the security guard? Do both the pilot and the surgeon live in the same building?

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....or a surgeon.

Where the hell is the coffee spitting emoji???? Holy shit! Thank you CT for the laugh! I hate that I can only appreciate this once.

Sara you know I gotta bust your chops. I hear surgeons have little hands....care to share?
Not little, delicate! With that said I hope any surgeon that works on me is getting banged as much as they want so they are focused.

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So you walked out of the surgeon's apartment yesterday and you were also with the pilot yesterday? So who called your name? The pilot, or the security guard? Do both the pilot and the surgeon live in the same building?

Is this one of those math riddles?
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A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z???

I nearly choked on my coffee!
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....or a surgeon.

Where the hell is the coffee spitting emoji???? Holy shit! Thank you CT for the laugh! I hate that I can only appreciate this once.

Sara you know I gotta bust your chops. I hear surgeons have little hands....care to share?
Um..... I don't know. I've never held his hand. I'll report back.
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No, they don't. Pilot lives in a house a few miles away. Which is what caught me off guard.
“Call sign Shadow, swooping in for the rescue. Engaging defensive measures. “
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Is this one of those math riddles?
Next we will need to know reaction time of the security guard, how fast he can dial a phone, where does the security guard live, does he have a desire to fly a plane and if you paddle upstream and the wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?
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Um..... I don't know. I've never held his hand. I'll report back.
Oh how I wish this conversation was being held in person, at a bar, with all participants currently active. The synapses are firing on all cylinders. So much to say to this, but not trying to mean, it's all just jokes....but could be misconstrued.

I'll behave....for now.

I learned something new today. When Sara is absent for any length of time, this means the good stories are about to drop. Kinda like how when the leaves flip upside down and it rains after.
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Next we will need to know reaction time of the security guard, how fast he can dial a phone, where does the security guard live, does he have a desire to fly a plane and if you paddle upstream and wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?
Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?
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I will say, surgeon from a couple months ago had regular man hands for someone 6’0” if that counts.
See, that's a problem. At 6' a man should have ping pong paddles for hands. I'm 5' 10" and can wrap my fingers completely around a neck.....twice.
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Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?
The Security Guard!

(I totally read this in Rod Serlings voice.)
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