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      03-09-2021, 06:34 PM   #31681
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      03-09-2021, 07:23 PM   #31682
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Anyone ever see one of these?
Fun fact: late merging is better for everyone
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      03-09-2021, 08:03 PM   #31683
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I'm more concerned with where she learned how.
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      03-09-2021, 08:17 PM   #31684
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      03-10-2021, 08:21 AM   #31685
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#2 looks as though he'd win the willy waving contest that they all presumably took part in next...
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      03-10-2021, 08:25 AM   #31686
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#2 looks as though he'd win the willy waving contest that they all presumably took part in next...
OMG...Do you imagine that same "contest' in a speedo?
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      03-10-2021, 08:41 AM   #31687
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OMG...Do you imagine that same "contest' in a speedo?
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      03-10-2021, 09:29 AM   #31688
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Canadians waiting to get their cars out of winter storage.
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      03-10-2021, 09:38 AM   #31689
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      03-10-2021, 09:47 AM   #31690
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Canadians waiting to get their cars out of winter storage.
Well I hope you at least have a steering wheel heater
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      03-10-2021, 09:51 AM   #31691
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Well I hope you at least have a steering wheel heater
Nope, and I never wear gloves either. I have a pair of work gloves that are over 15 years old and they are just starting to get a little dirty.
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Nope, and I never wear gloves either. I have a pair of work gloves that are over 15 years old and they are just starting to get a little dirty.
If they are "just starting to get a little dirty", they are not work gloves.
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      03-10-2021, 01:04 PM   #31696
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If they are "just starting to get a little dirty", they are not work gloves.
Well they LOOK like work gloves. Whenever I pull them out of the door pocket it takes me a couple of minutes to straighten them out enough to get my hands in.
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From the looks of George I'd say all of it.
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I say George has a shitload of $$.
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      03-10-2021, 01:45 PM   #31699
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Should post this on the 'when will my new car arrive' threads.
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      03-10-2021, 02:39 PM   #31701
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She actually had back surgery a couple years ago. Had totally lost control of her back legs, the spine was being crushed by vertebrae. Seems little dogs aren't supposed to jump from beds.

The groomer was my son and his GF. Neither are quitting their day jobs. GF works at PetCo, so she took her there last night to do what they could.

Somebody help me out, what was the movie where the guys are trying to infiltrate some group, and they got sheep chaps to go to a secret bonfire? Memory is the second thing to go.

DRAGNET!!! Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks at their Finest.........
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