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      05-21-2021, 11:48 AM   #33001
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what exactly is "stunting"?
Here in NS it's basically anything where the rear wheels are lit up, ie. burnouts, fishtailing, donuts, racing, etc. You get the idea. They have also recently added speeding in excess of 50km/h above the posted limit. Stunting carries a fine of $2442. , 1 week immediate license suspension and your vehicle is impounded on the spot for 1 week. Impound fees are over and above the fine as well. Bottom line is just don't do it.
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      05-21-2021, 11:54 AM   #33002
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Here is one tough ass... What would you have done??

BTW, they would running escort for a security Van filled with Cell phones



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The story behind the guy and what happen



This is what could have happen, sounds like this is common things in South Africa.


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      05-21-2021, 12:10 PM   #33003
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[QUOTE=Maestro;27614178]Here is one tough ass... What would you have done??





I would have gone this route.

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Here is one tough ass... What would you have done??

Hey, looks like Agent Smith got a new gig!
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HOW MANY BMW ENTHUSIASTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


1 TO CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB AND TO POST THAT THE LIGHT BULB HAS BEEN CHANGED.

14 TO SHARE SIMILAR EXPERIENCES OF CHANGING LIGHT BULBS AND HOW THE LIGHT BULB COULD HAVE BEEN CHANGED DIFFERENTLY.

7 TO CAUTION ABOUT THE DANGERS OF CHANGING LIGHT BULBS.

17 PURISTS WHO USE CANDLES AND ARE OFFENDED BY LIGHT BULB DISCUSSIONS.

6 TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER IT'S 'LIGHTBULB' OR 'LIGHT BULB.'

ANOTHER 6 TO CONDEMN THOSE 6 AS STUPID.

22 TO TELL THOSE 6 TO STOP BEING JERKS.

2 INDUSTRY PROFESSIONALS TO INFORM THE GROUP THAT THE PROPER TERM IS 'LAMP.'

15 KNOW-IT-ALLS WHO CLAIM THEY WERE IN THE INDUSTRY, AND THAT 'LIGHT BULB' IS PERFECTLY CORRECT.

49 TO POST MEMES AND GIFS (SEVERAL ARE OF MICHAEL JACKSON EATING POPCORN).

19 TO POST THAT THIS PAGE IS NOT ABOUT LIGHT BULBS AND TO PLEASE TAKE THIS DISCUSSION TO A LIGHT BULB PAGE.

11 TO DEFEND THE POSTING TO THIS PAGE SAYING THAT WE ALL USE LIGHT BULBS AND THEREFORE THE POSTS ARE RELEVANT HERE.

24 TO DISCUSS THE MERITS OF LED/SWIRLY FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS.

44 TO CLAIM LED AND FLUORESCENT BULBS WILL KILL YOU.

12 TO POST F.

8 TO ASK WHAT F MEANS.

36 PEOPLE TO POST PICS OF THEIR OWN LIGHT BULBS.

15 PEOPLE TO POST "I CAN'T SEE S$%!" AND USE THEIR OWN LIGHT BULBS.

6 TO REPORT THE POST OR PM TO AN ADMIN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID "F÷×$"

4 TO SAY "DIDN'T WE GO THROUGH THIS ALREADY A SHORT TIME AGO?".

13 TO SAY "DO A SEARCH ON LIGHT BULBS BEFORE POSTING QUESTIONS ABOUT LIGHT BULBS."

1 TO BRING POLITICS INTO THE DISCUSSION BY ADDING THAT (INSERT POLITICIAN OF CHOICE) ISN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB. THIS USUALLY TAKES PLACE WITHIN THE FIRST THREE COMMENTS.

50 MORE TO GET INTO PERSONAL ATTACKS OVER THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS.

5 ADMINS TO BAN THE LIGHT BULB POSTERS WHO TOOK IT ALL TOO SERIOUSLY.

1 LATE ARRIVAL TO COMMENT ON THE ORIGINAL POST 6 MONTHS LATER AND START IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

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HOW MANY BMW ENTHUSIASTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


1 TO CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB AND TO POST THAT THE LIGHT BULB HAS BEEN CHANGED.

14 TO SHARE SIMILAR EXPERIENCES OF CHANGING LIGHT BULBS AND HOW THE LIGHT BULB COULD HAVE BEEN CHANGED DIFFERENTLY.

7 TO CAUTION ABOUT THE DANGERS OF CHANGING LIGHT BULBS.

17 PURISTS WHO USE CANDLES AND ARE OFFENDED BY LIGHT BULB DISCUSSIONS.

6 TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER IT'S 'LIGHTBULB' OR 'LIGHT BULB.'

ANOTHER 6 TO CONDEMN THOSE 6 AS STUPID.

22 TO TELL THOSE 6 TO STOP BEING JERKS.

2 INDUSTRY PROFESSIONALS TO INFORM THE GROUP THAT THE PROPER TERM IS 'LAMP.'

15 KNOW-IT-ALLS WHO CLAIM THEY WERE IN THE INDUSTRY, AND THAT 'LIGHT BULB' IS PERFECTLY CORRECT.

49 TO POST MEMES AND GIFS (SEVERAL ARE OF MICHAEL JACKSON EATING POPCORN).

19 TO POST THAT THIS PAGE IS NOT ABOUT LIGHT BULBS AND TO PLEASE TAKE THIS DISCUSSION TO A LIGHT BULB PAGE.

11 TO DEFEND THE POSTING TO THIS PAGE SAYING THAT WE ALL USE LIGHT BULBS AND THEREFORE THE POSTS ARE RELEVANT HERE.

24 TO DISCUSS THE MERITS OF LED/SWIRLY FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS.

44 TO CLAIM LED AND FLUORESCENT BULBS WILL KILL YOU.

12 TO POST F.

8 TO ASK WHAT F MEANS.

36 PEOPLE TO POST PICS OF THEIR OWN LIGHT BULBS.

15 PEOPLE TO POST "I CAN'T SEE S$%!" AND USE THEIR OWN LIGHT BULBS.

6 TO REPORT THE POST OR PM TO AN ADMIN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID "F÷×$"

4 TO SAY "DIDN'T WE GO THROUGH THIS ALREADY A SHORT TIME AGO?".

13 TO SAY "DO A SEARCH ON LIGHT BULBS BEFORE POSTING QUESTIONS ABOUT LIGHT BULBS."

1 TO BRING POLITICS INTO THE DISCUSSION BY ADDING THAT (INSERT POLITICIAN OF CHOICE) ISN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB. THIS USUALLY TAKES PLACE WITHIN THE FIRST THREE COMMENTS.

50 MORE TO GET INTO PERSONAL ATTACKS OVER THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS.

5 ADMINS TO BAN THE LIGHT BULB POSTERS WHO TOOK IT ALL TOO SERIOUSLY.

1 LATE ARRIVAL TO COMMENT ON THE ORIGINAL POST 6 MONTHS LATER AND START IT ALL OVER AGAIN.


7 more to say that the light bulb should be wrapped.
9 more to say that no, the light bulb should be ceramic coated instead.
1 more who says they put an m badge on the new light bulb and they swear it burns a little brighter.
4 more that say the light bulb should be both wrapped and ceramic coated.
1 more that asks if blinker fluid should be topped off when you change a light bulb (there is always 1)
5 more that highly recommend getting light bulb warranty just in case
6 more saying the warranty is not needed because they lease and never have to worry about those things.
1 more who says "I have owned 29 BMWs in the past 7 years and my light bulbs have never needed to be replaced.
3 more who say that leasing a BMW is not owning....

edit: I forgot the 87 previous E90 owners who said turning the new electric-powered light bulb was too easy. They said it felt for lack of a better word, numb. They preferred the tighter E90 light bulbs.

I don't think it ever ends. Isn't that the fun of it all?


(sorry for going on and on. It's 3am and I cannot sleep!)

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Yeah if it's light bulb you can do it with scuffed knuckles, if its led then probably dealer and Ł$Ł$.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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what exactly is "stunting"?
Here in NS it's basically anything where the rear wheels are lit up, ie. burnouts, fishtailing, donuts, racing, etc. You get the idea. They have also recently added speeding in excess of 50km/h above the posted limit. Stunting carries a fine of $2442. , 1 week immediate license suspension and your vehicle is impounded on the spot for 1 week. Impound fees are over and above the fine as well. Bottom line is just don't do it.
Gotcha. Where I live they issue you a cni for that, careless and imprudent driving. I figured it was something like that. Thanks for the clarification.
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