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      12-19-2015, 01:48 PM   #18459
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Don't you have vacation time off for Christmas? You should visit Sara!
I still have 5 days of recuperation/overtime that I need to take this year..
But even then with a day off I'm never sure , I told you before Tara about my work situation ....It sucks !

Sara ?
Don't think so because I saw she's busy with Mr-SS and I told him that he needs the Kamsutra to get more variation in sex positions with Sara
From what I was reading before on here I saw they were together also before and the thing went kinda out of butt control...
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But I would love "if" I only had the time.... to visit you Tara , I could help you out with your workout program as the best ?
Or maybe C5 ? But I'm not sure she's in for/love with man ?
Yes, Phil. Absolutely!
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No, Sara and Sugarskulls have not met yet. You still have a chance. You should go for her!
She's too expensive for me...
Can you tell me more about your CSI studies or work , that sounds really interesting ?
You would never be able to afford me then

My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
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My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
Belgie is never too tired for sex! You see all them weights he lifts and doesn't get tired!
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That's better than nothing! Are you on the hardware or software end?
He'll always stay hardware for you, baby.
I'm all tingly in that special place
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      12-19-2015, 01:56 PM   #18463
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And that's why I like you, Phil!
After reading your comment..I'm feeling flattered
Thank you Alex .
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My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
Belgie is never too tired for sex! You see all them weights he lifts and doesn't get tired!
Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
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And that's why I like you, Phil!
After reading your comment..I'm feeling flattered
Thank you Alex .
Rock on, my Belgian friend
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      12-19-2015, 01:58 PM   #18466
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Yes, Phil. Absolutely!
Really ?
Because on Bimerpost nothing seems what it actually is...
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Because on Bimerpost nothing seems what it actually is...
Like your 1986 Polaroid?
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      12-19-2015, 02:02 PM   #18468
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Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
That's why I take the biking classes with all the hot babes monday and thursday mornings. Babes wanna bang for days like it's the tour de france.
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Rock on, my Belgian friend
Alex you sound like you got lots of Endorfines ..
Yesterday you said you felt like shit because you was not running (lack of time) but now I'm sure you was running and got your dose of Endorfines..
Needless to ask how you are...
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      12-19-2015, 02:05 PM   #18470
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Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
That's why I take the biking classes with all the hot babes monday and thursday mornings. Babes wanna bang for days like it's the tour de france.
Mankini and hot yoga. Don't ask...
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Rock on, my Belgian friend
Alex you sound like you got lots of Endorfines ..
Yesterday you said you felt like shit because you was not running (lack of time) but now I'm sure you was running and got your dose of Endorfines..
Needless to ask how you are...
I'm out with a young blonde bitch and jacked on 2 venti Christmas blends.
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Like your 1986 Polaroid?
Again it was not Polaroid , it was a printed pic from my friend and I took a pic from it .
And yes I know/knew that looks like shit ,but at least people saw me on here also my ID with date on it...
Would love to see yours ASAP....
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Like your 1986 Polaroid?
Again it was not Polaroid , it was a printed pic from my friend and I took a pic from it .
And yes I know/knew that looks like shit ,but at least people saw me on here also my ID with date on it...
Would love to see yours ASAP....
Posted already! Search is your friend!
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
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Mankini and hot yoga. Don't ask...
check out couples yoga if you want a real treat.
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      12-19-2015, 02:17 PM   #18476
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You would never be able to afford me then

My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
You are driving much cheaper than I do , because over here the gas price is probably x 5 and still stap on my S65 anytime ..

Note: Real man are never tired for sex , at least if the chick is hot enough
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      12-19-2015, 02:18 PM   #18477
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
Nice! You're hooked!
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
Nice!! 2nd mile is the debil!!!!
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Mankini and hot yoga. Don't ask...
check out couples yoga if you want a real treat.
Dudes in Lululemon. Yeah. Ok
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      12-19-2015, 02:22 PM   #18480
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Dudes in Lululemon. Yeah. Ok
Oh come on. Lululemon is where it's at. Follow that shit on Pinterest!
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