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      12-20-2015, 01:37 AM   #18569
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4play holds a very, very special place in my heart

You live near any cool scenic spots for car photos?
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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
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4play holds a very, very special place in my heart

You live near any cool scenic spots for car photos?
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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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4play holds a very, very special place in my heart

You live near any cool scenic spots for car photos?
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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
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      12-20-2015, 01:59 AM   #18572
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Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
You have no idea how it is in the Dirty South....BBQ 4 Life y'all
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Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
You have no idea how it is in the Dirty South....BBQ 4 Life y'all
We actually have shitty bbq here, you have no idea how terrible it is... Make up for it with other stuff but bbq scene is about on the level of heinous as waking up to Tonka bicycle shorts pics... Yeah, it's THAT bad...
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Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
You have no idea how it is in the Dirty South....BBQ 4 Life y'all
We actually have shitty bbq here, you have no idea how terrible it is... Make up for it with other stuff but bbq scene is about on the level of heinous as waking up to Tonka bicycle shorts pics... Yeah, it's THAT bad...
Can't unsee it...

Why isn't there a delete on my brain?!?
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      12-20-2015, 03:54 AM   #18575
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We actually have shitty bbq here, you have no idea how terrible it is... Make up for it with other stuff but bbq scene is about on the level of heinous as waking up to Tonka bicycle shorts pics... Yeah, it's THAT bad...
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Can't unsee it...

Why isn't there a delete on my brain?!?
The brain retains what it wants.
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      12-20-2015, 07:09 AM   #18576
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Jennifer Anniston, er I mean, Sara received a SS gift with Bitch as the theme and posted a couple pics modeling her new attire.

Tonka rode Bimmette long and hard.

C5 offered Belgie a chance to have his way with her, provided he is able to catch her in a footrace.

Axius flew back to the dirty D.

Skulls and Shoei's bromance intensifies over their discerning tastes for running shoes.

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      12-20-2015, 07:11 AM   #18577
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I8* not m6.

Might order another one again though. Lol I'm crazy when it comes to my money
How's the i8 compaired to the ///M6 ?
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      12-20-2015, 09:42 AM   #18578
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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
He didn't steal me from you babe, you're still my BFF. We're just under this whole long distance thing, and I need someones touch to fulfill me until we can meet again.
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      12-20-2015, 09:53 AM   #18579
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He didn't steal me from you babe, you're still my BFF. We're just under this whole long distance thing, and I need someones touch to fulfill me until we can meet again.
BITCH!!!

You told me it was over?!?!
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BITCH!!!

You told me it was over?!?!
Enough with the name calling, babe. You're my #1 star, and the way you held my hand as we walked through the park is a night I'll never forget.


Can we make up and go see a movie? ....., I miss you.
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
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      12-20-2015, 10:50 AM   #18582
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
For some reason.... Axius can't quit Mr.SugarSkulls ....
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
For some reason.... Axius can't quit Mr.SugarSkulls ....
They never can...they allllllllways keep cummming back for more
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      12-20-2015, 01:41 PM   #18584
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They never can...they allllllllways keep cummming back for more
Cumming back for more all over the place, just can't control it!
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Jennifer Anniston, er I mean, Sara received a SS gift with Bitch as the theme and posted a couple pics modeling her new attire.

Tonka rode Bimmette long and hard.

C5 offered Belgie a chance to have his way with her, provided he is able to catch her in a footrace.

Axius flew back to the dirty D.

Skulls and Shoei's bromance intensifies over their discerning tastes for running shoes.

Did I miss anything?
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      12-20-2015, 05:31 PM   #18586
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Let me first and foremost say - I am not a Foodie.....however I do like to eat great food ( right Axius?!) but there are times in life when you remember exactly the time and place that alters the course of your future. This will be a post about one of these life experiences...

If you are ever within a couple hours drive of Greensboro NC...I encourage you to vista Hops Burger Bar. Recently voted the best Burger in the US - a honor that cannot be overstated. It should be on your bucket list for places to eat.
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Let me first and foremost say - I am not a Foodie.....however I do like to eat great food ( right Axius?!) but there are times in life when you remember exactly the time and place that alters the course of your future. This will be a post about one of these life experiences...

If you are ever within a couple hours drive of Greensboro NC...I encourage you to vista Hops Burger Bar. Recently voted the best Burger in the US - a honor that cannot be overstated. It should be on your bucket list for places to eat.
Looks good , but it looks like a lot of food ..
Enjoy your meal..."Bon appetit my friend"
In my language => "Eet smakelijk mijn vriend"
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Just for clarity - I had a couple of the the Foothills Sexual Chocolate draft
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Is this a bad time to mention my gym shorts are from lululemon?? They were a gift and I refused to wear 'em... But damnit all to hell if they are the most comfortable gym shorts I've ever owned...

I draw the line at yoga pants ala Tonka...

Was that you and your SS F80 the F8x meet in Irvine??
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