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      01-10-2016, 05:01 PM   #20681
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Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
How do you know it's passed? Do you just wait to hear it hit the toilet?
you KNOW when they pass, and since they are the size of peas....you can see them generally also.
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Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....
This is definitely man-childbirth. (As described by a urologist that I've worked with in the past) Having experienced this multiple times, you are sharing the podium with Sara!
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I suppose we can be co queens. You are Miss Colombia and I'll be Philippines
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If only you could pass bills instead of coins. Couple of c notes might take the edge off.
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Didn't want to go here, but....
You saved them???
Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.
Have you tried an olive oil cleanse?
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Have you tried an olive oil cleanse?
Da Fuq???

I have tried a water cleanse
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Have you tried an olive oil cleanse?
Da Fuq???

I have tried a water cleanse
You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gal bladder cleanse.
And shit like a hippo ?
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
...or I could drink a bottle of Miralax and put seat belts on the toilet
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You drink 16 ounces of olive oil on a empty stomach. Eat nothing for the next 24 hours, you'd be surprised what comes out lol.

It's a stomach, Colon, kidney, gallbladder cleanse.
...or I could drink a bottle of Miralax and put seat belts on the toilet
http://vegiheal.com/7_day_basic_clea...olive_oil.html
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
+1, I try and eat protein every 2 hrs during day doesn't always work out with getting busy.
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I dont go 4 hours without eating....much less 24 hours....
Even when you're upset or stressed?
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I haven't clicked the link. But yes. Yes I do.
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