09-02-2009, 01:59 PM | #1 |
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"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental. |
09-02-2009, 03:22 PM | #3 |
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Haha, that is awesome! Never heard that one before!
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09-02-2009, 10:50 PM | #6 |
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Unfortunately they gain mileage like real engines too.
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09-03-2009, 12:55 AM | #9 |
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a vagina must be a diesel engine
it takes a few moments for it to start up, but once it does its ready to run for a LONG time lol |
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09-03-2009, 10:12 PM | #11 |
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I also think that it is the best. Thanku.
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